A War Hammer (Barbarian) (Chaotic Evil)

The shaft was made from blackened oak wood and was smooth to the touch. The head was a dark iron with a pick on the back side.

The front half had the hammer portion. You heft it over your shoulder and move to the door. You find yourself in a lush forest.

The grass was soft beneath your feet. Without anything to hold it back, your cock stood exposed to the world.

You suddenly hear crying coming from the right. You swiftly move to investigate. The noise sounded distinctly intelligent.

Had someone been hunting you? You step past the bushes and….?