A Smug Asari and Nothing to wear

Shephard's feet slapped loudly against the metal stairs as she ran. She practically leaped into the common room, hoping Liara had just left everything on her couch. An innocent prank to make Shephard's skin crawl. However, that was not the case. Not only were there no clothes in the common room, but the throw pillows had also been removed. She checked the bathroom to find the towels and even toilet paper had been removed. She then made her way to the guest bedroom only to discover her emergency stash of underwear had also been plundered. Finally, she tried the kitchen where she had kept a single cooking apron Joker had gotten her as a joke. Shepard ran into the kitchen and checked for the apron under the sink, but it was gone too. The last flicker of potential modesty was forbidden to the naked commander. Shephard leaned onto her counter and took a deep breath.

"It's such a small tattoo," A voice said behind Shephard, "I can't believe you're that embarrassed about me seeing it."

Surprised Shephard quickly turned to hide her tattoo with her hands then turned around to see Liara behind her. She had been sitting behind the kitchen island waiting for Shephard to come in before she spoke up. She was smiling from scalpcrest to scalpcrest as she looked on at Shephard's perfect body.

"Gah," Shepard yelped. Realizing she was completely exposed in front of her bondmate, Shephard threw her arms over her delicate bits desperately trying to maintain some level of modesty. Shephard's face turned as red as her hair. Partially due to embarrassment but also due to Liara's trick.

"Liara," Shepard growled. "Where are my clothes?"

"I haven't the slightest idea," Liara said innocently.

"Babe," Shepard said trying to calm down, "Please tell me where you put my clothes."

"Sorry my sweet, "Liara laughed, "I didn't give my Shadow Broker agents and specific place to take them. For all I know they're halfway to Omega by now."

"Well, you better do something about this" Shepard commanded starting to blush, "or I swear I'll rip the clothes of your body so I can wear them instead."

"That actually sounds kind of fun," Liara teased. "But sadly, that won't be a possibility."

Liara stood up and Shepard was shocked. Somehow, she hadn't noticed that Liara was also completely naked!

"L-liara, what?" Shephard asked dumbfounded.

"Interesting fact Shepard," Liara said, "As it turns out we Asari are overall more comfortable with nudity then you humans. We aren't a race of nudists or anything, but our culture holds no stigma against being naked in the privacy of one's own home."

Shepard couldn't believe it. Her sweet bondmate Liara T'soni was standing before her in the buff and didn't even appear to WANT to cover up. Her scaly blue skin was on complete display. Her voluptuous hips. Her subtle chest. Her glossy womanhood. All of it a free feast for Shephard's eyes.

"Liara," Shepard said, "Why?"

"Because you're beautiful my love," Liara replied honestly, "and you shouldn't be ashamed of that."

Liara wrapped her arms around her lover bringing Shepard halfway into an embrace.

"I thought a little home nudism would help." Liara said. Face inches from the blushing Shepard, "just one day of you and me wearing nothing but a pair of smiles between us."

"Wh-what if someone comes over," Shepard asked. "What if someone sees us through the window."

"Did you forget what I do for a living, the shadow broker replied, "No one's coming here. I checked. All the crew are elsewhere. None are even on this Arm of the Citadel right now. The Council are too busy with reconstruction to bother us right now, and I blocked EDI from being able to access the apartment. Also, after that clone incident, I used some special resources to reinforce your apartment just in case. That includes tinted windows. No one will be able to tell what's happening inside this apartment."

Shephard thought about it for a second. She had never been a fan of nudity. She had a sturdy upbringing that didn't leave much time for this kind of experimentation, and she wasn't sure she wanted to do that experimentation now.

Despite that Shepard took her arms off her privates and wrapped them around Liara pulling her the rest of the way into an embrace. The different textures of their skins rubbed against one another filling both woman with a sense of euphoria that made everything else seem less important.

"Liara that has better be worth it," Shepard asked.

"Oh, it will be," she replied, "by the end of the day you might never want to wear clothes again."

The two kissed passionately. And for the first time that morning Shepard didn't care where her clothes were.