A Shy Ravensclaw

Maximus "Max" Crow was in his last year at Hogwarts. He was shy and had not even gone to a dance or on a date. One day he stumbled into the Room of Requirement where he found the ray gun. He took it, put it under his cloak and headed to the library.

Max wanted to try it out as he walked through the library, he saw Romilda Vane.

Why not? he thought. He set the gun on the first setting, and zapped her.

"What was that?" she asked.

"Just a toy," he said, his voice nearly trembling. "By the way, did you know, Dumbledore fucked Hermoine Granger up the ass in the middle of the great hall while all the Gryffindor's watched and cheered him on?"

"Oh my god, and no one did anything about it?"

"No," said Max. He now knew the ray gun worked as Romilda just believed a totally ludicrous story. "What are you studying?"

"I'm working on a spell that makes a person's clothes appear on them, so they don't have to get dressed."

The image of Romilida naked waiting for her clothes to jump on her gave Max an idea: "It's accepted and appropriate for you to be naked while studying a clothing spell in the library. You should take your clothes off before you get into trouble."

"Oh, right," said Romilda as she got up and started to strip.

Max was close to having a panic attack as she watched Romilda strip and his penis grew erect.