A Shocking Surprise (by Spiral)

When Tao woke, there were two things she knew right away. First, her breasts felt more swollen and tender than they’d ever felt before. Second, her hands were stuck behind her back. It was really odd. It didn’t feel like they were tied or chained, but something held them in place. Struggling to sit up, she only managed to cause her heavy breasts to slap into the ground. She heard the tinkling laugh she’d heard back at Keira’s Drowning.

More than a little irritated, with a jerk of her shoulders, she gave her boobs a toss off the ground. Using their weight and momentum, she slung herself into an upright position. There was more of the tinkling laughter. It really irked her. She knew that whoever was laughing, was laughing at her. “Show yourself!” She growled.

“Here I am!” A little voice called her attention.

Turning her head that way, she spotted a bright pixie. The little fae was beautiful, with flowing purple hair, shining amethyst eyes, and a grinning cupid’s bow mouth. Then there was her body, while tiny, no more than two hands tall, she had a woman’s body. If she was full sized, she’d be able to get any man she wanted. Her looks distracted Tao so much, she forgot her hands were still trapped. The mage reached out to the pixie only to come up short. The sudden move nearly dropped her on her tits again.

That brought her attention back to her aching breasts. They looked swollen, much larger than usual. And a soft, steady drip, drip, drip of milk fell from her nipples. Again, she forgot about her hands and tried to take a hold of her poor melons. When she couldn’t move them, she growled. “What did you do to me?”

“I did nothing.” The pixie’s word choice was pointed.

Tao narrowed her eyes at the fluttering creature. “Okay, so it wasn’t you, but you know what is holding my hands.”

“Oh, smart.” The little woman clapped her hands. Her wings sped up and the soft tinkle of bells filled the air. “I wouldn’t normally just answer your question. It’s more fun to weave words, but this once I think it’ll be so much better if I told you.” She fluttered closer to Tao, gently landing on her shoulder. One tiny hand on Tao’s earlobe, the fae peeked behind the naked mage.

On a snicker the little fae said, “You remember that inseminator, the one that ploughed you for nearly an hour?”

Tao sneered at the pixie. “Yes, I also remember I destroyed it. Maybe you should think about that and show me some respect.”

The little fae fluttered in front of her face and tapped her nose. “Oh, I do respect you. What other bumbling mage would stumble into Naoh’s Rest and make such a spectacular show! Facing a desolvi, freeing your teats from the frozen pond, chasing off that nasty displacer, shattering a lacta-tree, and fucking a inseminator to ****! And we won’t even talk about how you’ve half burned down the witch’s house, here.” The pixie waved at the destruction around Tao.

The mage furrowed her brow, not sure if the little woman was mocking her or complimenting her. Deciding the latter, she gave a nod. “That’s right, I did all that and I can do the same to you. So, stop stalling and tell me what this is about.”

With another annoying tinkle of laughter, the pixie sang, “You don’t seem to know much about inseminators then?”

“I know about them.” Tao took serious offense at her tone. “Inseminators are a magical species of plants that can plant and seed their offspring in any womb. They tend to focus on human and humanoid women, but will go for animals if given ****.”

The fae clapped, her wings chiming. “Yes, yes, very good!” Then the pixie gave a mock frown, “But you forgot something very important.”

“What? I didn’t forget anything, that is the textbook definition!”

“You forgot that an inseminator creates an offspring everytime it mates.”

“Ha!” Tao felt smug, especially knowing that she killed the plant before it could impregnate her. “I was **** by it and it didn’t knock me up!”

The little winged lady shook her head. “I didn’t say it always impregnates, I said, it always creates an offspring.” She pointed over Tao’s shoulder.

Eyes going wide, Tao said, “What! I have a baby inseminator on me?!” She started to struggle to free her hands once again.

The pixie flew as fast as she could, landing a stinging slap on the mage’s cheek. “Pay attention! When an inseminator can’t impregnate, it uses what it can find nearby to create its offspring. In this case, some of you, some of your magic, some of its magic and what was left of itself. Here, let me show you.”

She flew over Tao’s shoulder, down to where her hands were trapped. She said something in a whispered voice. Suddenly, whatever was holding Tao’s hands, shifted. While her hands were still trapped, it felt like something slithered off, weakening the hold. That slithering continued up her arm until a bulbous shape snaked its way over her shoulder and into her line of sight. Tao almost screamed. A human like face grinned at her from a green stalk. The stalk was what had slithered across her arms.

“By the gods! What is that thing!”

“You’re baby, and he’s hungry!” The pixie cheered. “Dinner time!”

Several thin vines shot out from behind the “head” of the creature, wrapping tight around the bases of Tao’s swollen teats. The mouth opened, small thorn-like teeth lining the gums. Before she could do more than recoil in horror, the head struck, it’s sharp teeth latching onto her tender nipple.