A Serious Appeal

"Hello. My name is Debbi. Some of you may know me better in the guise of Miz No-E but today I am speaking to you from my company office as my real life self. I am a successful and serious business woman but one who feels passionately about charitable causes and as such I adopted the persona of Miz No-E in order to raise funds for important good causes benefitting the black and Asian communities. So I am asking you here today that if you have enjoyed my performances in any small way to please find it in your hearts to make a donation by texting the number below. I can not stress enough how important any donation, however small, can be to making the world a better place for those less privileged. Thank you."

Debbi was at her desk in her own office with the company logo prominently displayed behind her. She was dressed conservatively in her normal business suit and her makeup was understated, having just been touched up by Avalon for the TV lights. It felt such a relief after the last two days to be back as her real self in her own milieu and with her own sense of self respect. "Well done Debbi. Thank you so much for all that you do" said Oscar, who was in attendance with Solomon and Lord Tyrone on behalf of the charity. "Good job Deb. Done like a real pro" agreed her boss Jeff. This appeal for the charity would run in the ad breaks for her special on SEXFLIX, who were also paying for it to be inserted in more mainstream channels.

"Perfect Debbi" confirmed Charles the director. "Not even Samantha could have done it so well" he complimented her, to the annoyance of the channel's anchor who was still fuming about her exposure on Brighton beach. "Now, if you'll just take all your clothes off, we can get on with shooting the final scenario for the special !" It only took those few words for Debbi to be taken out of her contented reverie and to be plunged back into the maelstrom that was the bizarre world of Miz No-E.

"What here ? Now ?" gasped Debbi. "No time like the present" said Charles. "Mercury's already waiting downstairs."

"What's Mercury ?" Debbi asked. "Your horse" Avalon replied, shaking a big blonde wig at Debbi. "It's me, No-E, I'm a born survivor; Parading on my horse like Lady Godiva" the makeup girl began an impersonation. "Yeah, yeah, I know" said Debbi ruefully. "Naked in the streets while the people are sleeping; except for that rascal Tom with his peeping" she reluctantly took up the chant !