A Red in the Bread

Blart scanned the shop, looking for the next victim, as the Staff and Customers began to compose themselves and returned to whatever it was they'd been doing before Karen had had her little incident. His eyes eventually settled on a tall redhead in a Rick and Morty T-Shirt and ranch jeans in the Bread Section, deep in thought as to what bread to buy whilst texting on her phone at the same time.

"A Red in the Bread" Blart chuckled "I can work with this.." and he clicked the button on the watch, bringing everyone around them to a stop; they approached the redhead, frozen in the middle of picking up a french loaf.

"Oh,already I'm getting ideas of what to do with this chick.." with that, he slipped the loaf out of her hand and began to undo her jeans. Dropping her jeans to the floor, they were able to see her mauve coloured knickers with "PRESENT INSIDE!" on them.

The panties followed the direction of the jeans, exposing her rear entrance. "Bon appetite!" Blart sniggered as he proceeded to insert the loaf in as far as it would go.