A Present.

"Look Shepard I need a favor."

"Oh? What?"

Jack seemed to blush slightly. "Miri's birthday is coming up and she's never celebrated it because of her fucker father so I want to get her something she's wanted for a while."

"Jack." Shepard grinned. "Look at you being a good girlfriend." She teased.

"Eat a dick!" Jack growled.

"Great way to ask for a favor."

"Fuck off. Look can you help or not?"

"Depending on what it is." Shepard sat back and waited.

"Well Miranda and I have had some wild times and I want to spice it up." Jack explained.

"How do I come in?"

"You're the gift. You and Blue." Jack told her.

Shepard stared at her for a moment before it clicked. "Wait. You want Liara and me for your bedroom?!"

"Yeah." Jack shrugged. "Miranda's mentioned how she always found you attractive and Blues got some great tits so I was thinking we could have one fucking intense foursome for Miri's birthday night."

Shepard shouldn't be surprised by Jacks direct approach but still. "Well Liara and I have had some extra fun with our sex lives, but I don't know about this."

"Like you don't want to fuck Miranda? Seriously?! I wanted to even when I hated her."

Shepard had to agree the chance to be with Miranda and Jack was exciting. Liara and her had a sort of open relationship since they had brought Samara in once. "Well I'm not saying no but maybe you can sweeten the pot as they say."

"How?"