A Picture Will Last Longer

As far as Jake's sex life went, having Bash hanging around him again was turning out to be a huge double edged sword. In fact, the actual problem was just how long his imaginary friend liked to hang around him for. If, after hooking Jake up with a hot girl, Bash would disappear like some obliging genie then he would almost be the perfect pretend pal. Well,. apart from all the other fucked up and annoying shit he was constantly getting up to. But Jake was under no illusions that the only reason he was being given these kinds of opportunities with sexy women was so Bash could watch him get down and dirty with them. And commentate. And, worst of all, jerk off like he was casually watching porn on his couch at home.

"Aww man this girl is a definite keeper, Jakey. You've gotta make sure you don't fuck this up so I can watch you bang her a ton more times." Bash encouraged his long suffering friend who was trying to ignore him "Why don't you give her tits a nice, hard squeeze? I don't think she'd mind. You really like feeling up her ass, huh? I can't say I blame you, It is pretty damn fine I've gotta admit. I wanna see her naked now though, you're taking too long with all this groping shit. Start undressing her already!"

"This is nice isn't it Professor, just the two of us" Jess smiled as she broke away from Jake and leaned back on the bed seductively "So, how are you going to do this? I'll be happy to follow your lead. You're the expert and I'm the virgin, after all."

"I love it when she says she's a virgin. Ooh, Jakey, you should teach her about anal sex! She's gotta learn sometime!"

Jess's question was a strangely difficult one to answer. Jake had never had a girl ask him how he was planning to fuck her before.

"Er, well....."

"Jakey, if you don't make her naked soon I'm doing it for you."

Jake figured that was as good a place to start as any. And he was also pretty keen to make Jess naked,

"Why don't you start undressing and we take it from there"

"Of course" she nodded amiably as she began to unbutton her blouse.

"Damn Jake, even when you say something to get a hot girl to strip nekkid you somehow manage to make it sound lame. You should have been like "get your kit off for me now, bitch, that's an order!""

The temptation for Jake to tell Bash to fuck off had become almost overwhelming by this point, but of course the last thing he would want in this moment was for Jess to think such a remark was aimed at her, and there was nobody else in the room as far as she could see.

"So what do you think?" she smiled at Jake while playing with her hair once her already skimpy clothing had been fully removed "Does my body meet your no doubt impeccably high standards?"

Jake was struggling not to jizz in his pants at the sight of her.

"You are an extremely beautiful woman Jess, by anybody's standards." he assured her as suavely as he could manage while fighting the urge to start rubbing the bulge in his jeans.

"Holy fuck would you look at those TITTIIIIIIEEES!" Bash was practically leaping up and down with excitement "She's got a lovely, tight looking cunt too! Do you think she shaved it especially for you? Hey,you should ask her if she has any of that squeeezy foam cream in a can stuff in here. I'd love to see you spray that all over her. No, better still. get her to spray it all over her boobies while winking at us!"

"So, Professor" Jess smiled sweetly as she sat her naked self down cross legged on the bed in front of him. She was so hot in that moment that Jake had almost been able to tune Bash's non stop verbal diarrhoea out of his consciousness "I'm putting my body into your capable hands. I'm eager to discover what you're going to do with it?"

"Aaaand time freeze!"

"What?" Jake turned to his friend in disbelief as Jess suddenly sat silent and motionless in front of him "Why the fuck would you do that now? I was just about to...."

"Oooh, just about to what?" Bash asked with a conspiratorial grin "Might I be so bold as to suggest you start proceedings with a tit wank?"

"Answer the question, Bash. Why have you put her on pause now of all times?"

"Two simple words my friend. Photo opportunity."

"Bash, no!"

"Aww, come on look at her." Bash nodded towards Jess "She's a work of art."

"It would be a crime not to preserve this moment. Especially as you might never get to see her like this again."

"What do you mean? Why wouldn't I? " Jake sounded affronted "This was going really well before you decided to bring everything to a halt."

"I really do worry you're going to fuck it all up though. She's way out of your league in the first place. Plus you've got no game, man" Bash then switched into a mocking imitation of Jake's voice "You are an extremely beautiful woman Jess, by anyone's standard."

"What, it worked didn't it? Look at her!"

Jake gestured at the naked girl who remained frozen in place as the pair argued over her.

"Eh, you're the only guy she even knows so you had a totally free run. You'd just better hope she never meets any others" Bash shrugged "Regardless, I'm trying to do you a solid here and hook you up with some prime masturbation material - you sure you're not gonna bite?"

"But I can't though.." Jake began to waver "Can I?"

"Sure you can, buddy. Look, it isn't like we froze her in the shower and then broke into her room. Just to be clear, I'm totally down for those kinds of shenanigans while we're staying in these halls, but in this case she took her clothes off willingly because you asked her to. She's totally cool with you seeing her in the buff."

"Yeah, but I doubt she'd let me take a photo of her."

"That's why you're not going to ask, duh!" Bash slapped his forehead "Look, I'm sure she wouldn't mind you having a photo if she knew you well enough to be sure she could trust you with it. She doesn't know yet if you're a responsible guy or not. But you know that you are, right? You're tediously responsible. Trying to get you to do anything fun is seriously hard work these days. So, next time you want a wank, are you seriously gonna force yourself to rely on visualising what you're looking at now rather than having it perfectly preserved for all time because of what she might be needlessly worried about if she knew you had a naked photo of her, which she won't"

Jake sighed. There was some messed up logic in that. He pulled his camera phone out of his jacket pocket and took a candid picture of Jess.

"Smart decision man, now get one of me looking like I'm about to lick her nipple."

Bash leaned over and lolled his tongue out like a thirsty dog.

"Sorry mate, the camera isn't picking you up"

"Dammiit. Well, it was worth a try. Oh well, back to your date I guess!"

Bash snapped his fingers and suddenly Jess was moving again. Jake put his phone back in his jacket. He really hoped he didn't live to regret being swayed by Bash on that particular decision.

"Well then professor?" Jess purred "Are you ready to begin my lesson?"