A Pervert (20M)

"I mean it doesn't work" I said with conviction to the empty house in front of me, I mean who would even send this to me, none of my friends would put this much effort into a practical joke.

My apartment is X% nicer. There was a designated button to add a percent to your statement.

That was the first thing that came to mind for something stupid I could write, no one would make fun of me for saying that, if this thing was reporting whatever I wrote to some gameshow or something.

Nothing happened, the prompt just sat there on the screen for a minute, until I realized I had to turn the knob to change the percent.

1%..2%..3%..5%..10%..20%..40%..60%..80%..100%..200%

I stopped at 200%, now knowing it could go past 100%, and it still didn't do anything.

I searched the device looking for any way to get it to do something. Finally I found that the dial actually pressed inwards, like a joystick on a controller.

And then I backed out.