200% better

My eyes opened mere moments later, somehow I knew it had only been moments, and looking around;

"holy shit" I breathed.

Looking around my apartment, I don't know how exactly it defined 200% but it was certainly nicer. It even looked like all the cabinet doors fit correctly!

"Holy shit holy shit holy shit" I said to myself while my mind raced about all the things I could do. Naturally, it went to all the sick and twisted ideas I had about how to change the world. I had always been a kinky sort, and this gave me the perfect chance to realize the world I wanted.

First:

100% of these commands will have the results I desire(there is always a loop hole)

The human race is 100% resistant to disease.

100% of women are shorter than 5' and women are 20% shorter (Putting the average height for a woman at 4')

100% of men are taller than 6' and men are 40% taller (Putting the average height for a man at 7'7)

What can I say, I have a size kink

100% of dicks are larger than 15" and dicks are 60% larger (putting the average dick size at around 24")

100% of women are completely elastic and remain insanely tight even after rough use

100% of women have an attractive, hourglass figure and their tits and asses are 150% larger

90% of women are submissive and 100% of men see women as objects

Men are 100% more muscular and 500% stronger, and I am 100% stronger than the strongest man.

Men are 200% smarter and 200% more capable of using their intelligence

99% of the world is female and 1% is male.

Alright that should do it, and I pressed the activate button. And promptly passed out.