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Chapter 9
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Nemo of Utopia
What Will The Administration Actualy Agree To?
A New Regular-Centaur Body (But The Asked-For Colors), A Name Of Your Choice, PC Status, And Mundane Gear...
"Ok, Here's what we are willing to do, this is both first and final offer, take it or leave." The admin representative says after consultation with the other administrative members currently available.
"We can't make you a custom Centaur body with a pony head, but we can give you a regular female Centaur with a pallet swap to your asked-for colors. You can have a name of your choice as per an adulthood quest, and we can make you a PC so you can undertake that quest. Be aware that if you do this, because your central consciousness is housed inside Aluvia itself there is a small but statistically significant risk of your permanent erasure if your current PC body is killed by an effect that causes True ****. We don't know if that would actually happen, we naturally have never deliberately tested it, but it's possible." She says, and you gulp, but steel yourself for the risks ahead.
However, the next few parts are not as good news. "You will not be ennobled or given a fief of any kind, let alone an income producing one, this is much too advanced for your level and you have not paid for it: it would be cheaper for us to boot you from the system than sacrifice such a valuable resource. You also will not be given Set-Gear, it can take years of in-game time to assemble a gear set, and most full sets are the work of entire families of adventurers over generations, we won't just hand out two because a sapient AI demands them. However, that said, we also won't start you on your new career with nothing. You will be provided with level/class appropriate mundane gear and consumable magic items up to sixteen-thousand GP in value, plus an additional 50 GP in change as spending money for the first few weeks of your adventuring careers." The admin explains. While she's been talking you have pulled up the status overlay and read her vital statistics.
Name: Clarice Winifred Duneadane
Race: Human
Class: Admin Champion of (10) : 85
HP: ∞/∞
MP: ∞/∞
"As I said at the beginning of this list of terms, this is both our first and final offer, you can take it, or we can boot you from the game," Clarice says.
Do You Accept, Or Go Out Into The "Real World"?
Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
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