A New Jezebel

“I can see only one possibility,” your mother continued, “for why God would turn you into a woman and then sully you. You are destine to save men for committing the gravest sin of masturbation.”

“Excused me?!” You responded in utter shock. What exactly was it your mother was planning for you? From what she was saying, the road ahead didn’t look to bright.

“Don’t be shocked my darling,” your mother responded as reached down and gently touched your cheek, “it’s all as the good book says, It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than spill it on the ground. Darling, God has chosen you to be that whore! This is a great honor! Think of all the men you will be able to save from temptation and sin with that stunning body of yours! Oh, what I would give to be in your position!”

“What!? Mom, that doses make any sense! Isn’t it a sin to have sex outside of marriage? And what if someone is married, wouldn’t that be adultery? Aren’t those much worse sins than simple masturbation?!”

“No, no darling! Your looking at it all wrong! The act of masturbation itself is now sinful, but rather the implications! When a man masturbates, he throws away not only his precious seed, but all potential life that it could have made. In doing this man commits murder, a sin more grave Thant both adultery and pre-marital sex! However, by spilling his seed in a woman, even a pregnant one , his intention is not to destroy life but create it. You see, that is how you will save men!”