A Man.

"Alright! I'm just going to put you down as a 'horny bastard' for right now and moving on. I've already made all the changes you want for your body, attractiveness, strength, dick size, the inability to suck at Dark Souls. You know, the usual shit you'd ask me for. Anyway, that's that shit out of the way. Now I'm just going to send you out into the world. When you wake up, you'll have a new power to help you out (if you wanted one anyway), and your camera girl should be waiting in your room for when you wake up. And if you're curious, yes, you can fuck her, but she's not going to like it. Anyway, toodles!"

And with that, you wake up, and your camera girl is right there next to you.