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As the couple above him argued and the couple next to him had obnoxiously loud sex, Don popped in his earphones before reading the contract:

'If you are reading this, you have been selected to be the personal assistant for REDACTED.

Your job will require you to manage my schedule, arrange my meetings, keep me protected, and to satisfy my needs sexually. In your free time, you will need to maintain your physical health and take remedial training. This job will have you traveling around the globe via plane, ship, and helicopter at a moments notice. I will advise that any relationship is unlikely to survive this career.

You will have one month to receive training as a bodyguard, which includes security procedures, hand-to-hand, firearms, tactical driving, medical, and Mechanized Combat Suit training. Due to the threats against REDACTED, there is a reasonable chance that you will have to kill those who mean them harm.

Everything you need to perform your duties will be given to you. You will also be required to undergo the following enhancements:

• NoLimbits Elephant 0.5 Neural-Connector (Experimental) with REDACTED OS (Brain + Eyes)
• NoLimbits Owl 2.7 Enhanced Hearing Module (Ears)
• NoLimbits Parrott 4.4 Dermal Radio (Cheek)
• NoLimbits Porcupine Hidden Fist Spike (Arm)
• NoLimbits Blackhat 2.2 Hacking Module with REDACTED (Arm)
• Aphrodite Perfection Enhanced Penis with Vibrator Module (Penis)
• *Aphrodite package may include Penis Extention.
• NoLimbits Cheetah 3.0 Sprint Legs (Legs)

Further upgrades are not off the table if deemed necessary.

If you are to die during the procedure, your estate will receive 10 million EuroCredits in compensation. You will also be required to go through a medical checkup to see if you have any underlying health issues that need to be corrected. If somehow you are deemed inappropriate for the role, you will receive 10 million EuroCredits as a thank you.

Understand that you'll be under a standard non-disclosure agreement. Breaching this will be considered an immediate breach of contract and will come with penalties.

This contract will last a minimum of ten years, with options for renewal if so desired. Salary is a minimum of 200 million credits per year."

Whilst Don had his concerns, he certainly was excited by the money. It'd take him 2 years on his current salary to earn 10 million credits, and the prospect of making 200 mil per year would have been pure fantasy a day ago. That being said, he also knew there would be risks. He knew that he'd come close to one of the world's most powerful women and her secrets. He'd also have to go through numerous surgeries, that include his brain. Whilst he was certain Iris would spare no expense, he knew that even the best Mechanical Surgery Unit could malfunction whilst poking around his head.