A Long Affair

I went out and calmed down the guests while Anya took some time to vent. Cordelia had already explained things to Xander and he was taking it surprisingly well. I guess this was far from the craziest thing we’d ever encountered.

I went back in and saw Anya was ready to continue, “Okay, let me see if I got this straight. You started having sex with Xander, originally to make Xander jealous,” she said.

“Blowjobs. Making out. Grinding on each other. We didn’t have full sex until the frat.”

“When he also fucked your sister who you went down on,” Anya said while ticking things off on her fingers. “So right as you were distancing yourself from him, he and Cordelia got together, and you focused on Angel. Tell me how Sheila fit into the group.”

“Poorly at first, but she was determined. Fighting vampires seemed to give her purpose she had been missing while still filling the rush she wanted. She and Giles always struggled, but she frequently had unorthodox solutions to problems. In those first couple weeks before the frat things were easier because we were also having threesomes. I’d watch them fuck, suck him off, have her eat my pussy, it was a pretty amazing couple of weeks. Like we had this cultural exchange dance and we all snuck off to the same room I gave Xander his first blowjob. I bent over to blow him and she surprised me by burying her tongue straight up my ass. God, the things she showed me, it was so hot.”

“And she convinced you to kill Angel. How?”

“It wasn’t just sex with Sheila, especially after I got back with Angel. We actually got along really well. During career week we bonded over a lack of where our futures were going to go. After Angel lost his soul and killed Teresa she really convinced me how important it was for me to take action. She had seen a lot of things none of the rest of us had and was really able to empathize with those who Angel was making to suffer. So I did what needed to be done.”

“And so when did you start having sex with Xander behind Cordelia’s back?”

“It was when I got the flu. I had the crazy idea that having a belly full of his cum would make me feel better,” I said as I reminisced. It actually brought a smile to my lips how good he had tasted after all the time without him. “I think the record was like six blowjobs in one day. We planned to tell Cordelia, thought she might be understanding, but we kept putting it off. After we took care of the Acathla statue that Spike and Drusilla had dug up, we finally fucked. I really like sucking him off, but sex was also amazing. Then Cordelia was off on her summer vacation and we were stuck in Sunnydale and so we started screwing like crazy. Like, the first time he fucked my ass, my Mom and sister came home early while he was balls deep in me. I spun around and went ass to mouth to speed…”

“Let’s move on,” Anya said as I saw her shift again. It was obvious my stories were turning her on. “In my version of history you sent Angel to hell after he awakened Acathla, though it happened about the same time his soul was restored. You then took off to LA for the summer.”

“Wow, I really missed out in your history.”

“Seems that way. Eventually Cordelia caught you.”

“Yeah, it was inevitable. For a long time we were able to find time together with patrolling and researching, but Homecoming pushed me over the edge. Sheila told me about what she did with Xander and Cordelia and I was determined to win back his support. With him on his side I knew I could…”

“Xander, romantic, yes, makes my head hurt,” Anya said. “The point is Cordelia caught you.”

“Yeah. I told him he could fuck my face. Not that he didn’t fuck my face other times, but even as a Slayer, getting that cock pounded down my throat can be a lot. When he waffled on whether to do it or not I told him he could do it as many times as he could get it up. We should have done it in my house and not in an empty classroom, when Cordy walked in I knew we were in trouble. Good thing she didn’t notice the load of cum already on my tits. We came clean and she broke things off.”

“And you didn’t consider dating Xander?”

“Consider? Yeah, it would make things easier, but I liked being a cum dump and not a girlfriend. I was definitely hoping to still date, which I did with Scott Hope for a while. I even considered going out with Sheila, but I didn’t want to make things awkward if it didn’t work out.”

“I know that when you got mind reading you and Cordelia mended fences,” Anya said. “Shared desire for Xander.”

“Is that what she said? I mean it’s true, but there’s a lot more. She loves Xander and, don’t let her fool you, she really doesn’t care if he fucks other girls. She’d never be okay with dual marriage if not for that. She just really worries about how it looks, social rep and all that, especially in school. I knew she was thinking about him, the thing I wanted most was his dick, but she wanted his heart as well. Everything he did with the prom dress seal the deal and brought it all back. That dress was great, I remember kissing down her body while…”

“We’re getting ahead again,” Anya cut in. Just when it was getting really good. “Anything happen before that? Things that were different sexually.”

“Not really. We kept have sex, sometimes threesomes, I was far more open to playing with girls and not just having them go down on me. Sheila, Cassie, Chanterelle, a few others."

"Your sister?"

That thought caused a tingle I didn't like to admit, "It was just a one time thing. Dawn and I eventually talked it out. That's about it. Oh, there was the SAT thing, that was crazy. I’m kind of surprised Xander’s jaw didn’t break.”

“SAT thing?”

“Willow can tell it better than me. But the basics…”

“Actually,” Anya said as she stood up. “I think it is time I talk to the Best Man.”