A Fox Took It ?

"Oof"

"Sorry"

"Ow, watch where you're putting your hand"

"Sorry"

"KIERON !"

"Sorry" It was a comical sight as Debbi and Kieron struggled to disentangle themselves and get back to their feet ! Debbi promptly squatted again to try to get the remaining thread of rope off of her ankle. It wasn't exactly the most dignified position that she was adopting but what did it matter now ? They'd all seen everything. "Here" The gamekeeper offered her his knife. "Thanks" said Debbi.

As she stood, her eyes began to scan the clearing. "Where's my dress ?" she asked. "A fox took it" Trudy replied casually. "What ?" screeched Debbi. "What do you mean, a fox took it ?"

"What I said, a fox took it" Trudy repeated. "Why didn't you stop it ?" Debbi demanded. "I didn't want him to see" explained Trudy, indicating the gamekeeper. "I didn't want him to shoot it."

"We don't shoot the foxes, it's live and let live. They only take the odd bird here and there, it's the poachers we worry about and why we set these traps" the man answered. "It was probably our pregnant vixen wanting to line her den." Debbi was still anxiously scanning the field. "I can't see my knickers either ?"

"She would have taken those too, they're attracted to anything soft and fragrant" observed the gamekeeper. "But I'm naked" Debbi stated the obvious. "What will I wear ?"

"You've got your bra back in the car" Trudy pointed out helpfully. "Oh great, fat lot of use that is" Debbi stormed. "Better than nothing. At least you won't look totally naked through the car window as we drive along" Trudy argued.

"Look, this is all very entertaining but I've got work to do and have to reset this trap. I'm letting you three off with a warning, so clear off before I change my mind" said the game keeper !