A Fox's Wedding!

A/N: As the Spaceballs minister would say, "Here we go, the short SHORT version!" Honestly this is one of the most fun and whimsical chapters I've written in a while. Enjoy!

You finally come to, still nestled in Berserker's arms. "And why does it have to be him!?!" You hear the tail end of Rin as she points at you and talks to Caster in her normal tone. "Ah, you're awake, my dearest!" Caster says. You try to wriggle free but Berserker's holding you with an iron grip. "Rarr." Berserker gutturals, nestling into you closer. You relax into her as you realize there's no way you can out-strength a Servant. She loosens her grip as you do so, confident that you aren't going anywhere.

"Yeah, but what exact just happened? I saw how she was created... And everything... And.." you say. "Somehow, IMPOSSIBLY, MY SERVANT, has a stronger connection to you then she does to her own Master!" Rin explodes with impatience. "Yes indeed my dearest. She even wants you to be her husband. And since I don't mind sharing~" Caster grins. You have a bad feeling about what's going to happen.

Caster raises her left hand and bares a single fang in a dangerous smile. "It's time for a wedding!" Caster exclaims as she lopsidedly proclaims a wedding. "Fox's Wedding!" She exclaims as you are all suddenly in a grandiose wedding hall, complete with banquet, band, guests. A shower of blessings are shed along with gifts souvenirs pushed upon you and Berserker in congratulations. With the mountain of useful gifts that have been created, truly, this must be a cheat-skill used none other than Caster herself.

You suddenly appear across Berserker holding her hands. You feel her mana and energy entwining with yours. It's beautiful. Caster looks beautiful in her dress, as does Rin in her unsuspecting bridesmaid gown. But all pale compare to the bridal clad form of Berserker herself.

The minister begins the ceremony, "Do you, Berserker, take this man to be your husband?' Berserker nods her head enthusiastically, You feel a small pull of your mana entering her as she croaks, "I... Do...." After her affirmation the minister continues, "And do you Shirou take this woman as your wife?"

You gulp and hesitate. Out of the corner of your eye, Caster nods at you. You figure you'd better say yes or Berserker could quite literally tear you to shreds right here, right now. Since you'd really like to live until tomorrow (Rin non-withstanding), you finally speak the words Berserker's been waiting to hear for a very long time. "I do."

You catch Rin trying to open her mouth and cause any reason you and Berserker should not be wed, alas, nothing but silence comes out of her mouth. "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss-" You don't hear any more of what this minister has to say as your lips are immediately engulfed by Berserker.

"And now for the honeymoon!" Caster exclaims as she snaps her fingers, causing you and Berserker to disappear in a flash of light.