A Feel for the Date

"I don't want any part of this, Bash."

"Seriously? Your date has amazing tits Jake you should come and have a feel" Bash enthused as he continued to fondle Claire's breasts "C'mon! You're honestly telling me you don't want to check these puppies out?"

"Of course I want to, but that's not how real life works, Bash! You don't just get to do whatever you want with reckless abandon because it's fun. There are consequences, remember? Like the ones I had to suffer as a kid whenever you did something fucked up!"

"Hey, we were partners in crime buddy. You were just the lame one who kept getting caught"

"I got caught because I existed!"

"Whatever. We still had a lot of fun and it's not like it did you any harm."

"Actually my parents made me see a therapist for months. It was fucking awful."

"They always were real drama queens, overreacting to every little thing" Bash tutted and shook his head "Anyway, the point is we're adults and your parents can't make you do shit now. Also, girls have become about a bazillion times more fun than they were when we were kids. And with all the abilities I have now, there's literally no consequences to anything we do."

Bash began squeezing Claire's bare breasts again, this time also making loud and comedic honking noises as he did so. It was true there were no objections from her or anyone else.

"That's not the point, Bash. It's still wrong!"

"And that's half of the fun. Are you sure I can't tempt you?" Bash smirked as he stared down the frozen girls cleavage "These really are quite delicious. Ooh, no bra!"

"For fucks sake Bash!"

"Come on, at least take a proper look!"

The pretend friend pulled the straps down from Claire's shoulders and lowered her top enough that her bare boons were now on full display.

"God Dammit Bash that's not on!" Jake protested, despite making sure he was getting a proper look at the goods.

"Admit it, Jakey. You were never gonna see these titties until I came along" Bash was now massaging the breasts in question roughly with his hands "They feel so good, man! I just wanna whip my dick out and jizz all over them!"

"Yeah, well definitely don't do that"

"C'mon, get over here and have a feel. I know you want to. Where's the harm? It's not like she'll know or you'll ever see this bitch again. anyway"

Jake sighed and stood up. It had been a while since he'd had his hands on a anyone's boobs, and there was no denying his date possessed a very fine pair.

"Once I've done this you're going to stop bugging me about it, okay?"

"Sure, deal!"

Jake placed his hands over his dates' tits. Damn, they really did feel good. If he had any game, and she had a better personality, perhaps he couldn't have been doing this in his bedroom with her later under far less strange and morally reprehensible circumstances. Nonetheless, he was enjoying himself until...

"Wakey wakey everyone!"

Bash cackled wickedly and clicked his fingers. Claire looked up at Jake, how close up he suddenly was to her and where he had his hands and let out a squeal.

Jake threw his arms up in the air and stepped away, as if demonstrating the fact that he was unarmed might somehow help him here. There were gasps from the nearby tables and a burly, very angry looking member of staff was walking quickly towards him..

Then Bash snapped his fingers and everything stood still again.

"Holy fuck!" Jake seethed as his friend almost collapsed in laughter "What did you do that for?"

"Oh man the look on your face! That was priceless!"

"This is your fault Bash" Jake surveyed the extremely hostile frozen scene he found himself trapped in the middle of "You have to fix it!"

"How is it my fault?"

"You made me..."

"I made you sexually molest an innocent young woman?"

"This is always how it happens, isn't it Bash? It's like being seven years old again, only the explicit version"

"Calm down man, I'll just mind zap these fuckers. I'll make her and everyone else think it's fine to have her tits out. I'll also make it so that all you have to do charm her into bed is to keep complimenting her on her boobs."

"Can't you just put her top back on and make everyone forget the last few minutes ever happened instead?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because I really enjoy looking at your dates tits and it will be funny watching you repeatedly complimenting them."

"What makes you think I'll even stoop to that level?" Jake challenged.

"The fact that you haven't fucked anyone decent looking in nearly three years and anyone at all in more than eight months" Bash shrugged "Anyway, those are my terms. Do you accept them or would you prefer to take your chances on the sex offenders register?"

"Fine, I accept" Jake replied through gritted teeth as he sat back down.