A Double Header Part One

So it was Saturday night and me and four of the guys were over at Gidden’s Sport Bar and Grill, enjoying telling each other the highlights of their week’s shifts. It was my turn and I knew that I had them right from the start. But that had to be expected when you just told them that you just scored with twins!

I began with one hell of an opening line! “So I don’t know about the rest of you but I just crossed off the twin sister from my fantasy list!”

All of them stopped drinking and just stared at me as if silently pleading with me to continue and just like that I did!

“So it started at four thirty in the jewelry department where I caught a dark haired girl trying to shove a pair of ear rings into her bra. Of course I brought her up to the office and i have to say the first thing she did when I escorted her in was to place her first finger on her right hand in her mouth as if she knew that she’s been caught red handed

Man I don’t know if she’s been caught before or if this was her first time but either way I was surprised when I asked her “So want to save me some time?”

“Believe me or not, she dropped her right hand to her the hem of her white top and reached up and brought down the card of ear rings. With a nervous guilty look on her face she almost dropped the ear rings, just catching them with both hands!”

I just pointed at them, “Well thank you for saving me the trouble of searching for them!’ Then as if trying to make her less nervous, “I don’t suppose you would care to remove your clothing so I can conduct a full search, would you?”