A...Dildo?

Is that what you think it is? The shape is right. The size is rather...big.

The strangest thing about the item in the box is its texture. You brush your hand against it, feeling a tingle run through your body as you do so. It feels warm and sinewy. Like skin.

You lift the object out of the box. There's no doubt. It's definitely a dildo. However, it feels...real. So real that it seems almost to be moving of its own accord.

At first you think you're imagining things, but soon, you feel the distinct jerk of the elicit item in your hand.