A Certain Angel

Author’s note: Sorry, I got into Baldur’s Gate 3. I have no regrets.

“Oh, uh, hi Verdi! Sorry for intruding!” Bell stumbled out awkwardly, quickly dusting the rubble off her body as a divine light shined from the doorway. Screams of terror filled the air as the patrons of the bar fled in a frenzy, some of them even breaking down crying as they sprinted to whatever rooms were empty. The stink of burning meat and sweat filled the air like a musk, engufing the room like a wild animal as Verdi felt a strange sense of nostalgia. Shattering glass, spilling mugs of beer, the sound of trampled bodies, chaos took over the crowd as they heard a telltale scratchy voice, the words off pitch as though somebody had taught a broken violin to speak.

“I TOLD YOU, LIFETIME BAN YOU CRAZY FUCKING BROAD!” Belsach screeched as they heard a meaty thwack as something hit the ground. A loud sizzling accompanied it as the smell of cooking pork, sweat, and bile filled the bar. The divine light dimmed as a familiar, cheery voice flowed to them, her words like melodic honey that resonated with the growing chaos.

“Yes, but that was a lifetime ago. I’m a completely different woman now.” The woman countered as Belsach let out a noise that could best be described as guttural.

“THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO! GET OUT OF MY BAR!” He said as Verdi suddenly detected who was outside, his sense of touch giving him a rough idea of just what had happened. His previous caution faded away as he recognized just who was standing outside. The smell of sweat and cooking meat intensified as the entire underground bar shook, as though the inanimate stone had a heartbeat of its own.

“In a second. Just need to keep a scheming bat away from my precious little rabbit.” The voice said as a long, fleshy hand gripped the doorway, plasma and blood spurting out, pooling on the ground as its fingernails penetrated the stone. The limb was massive, capable of claiming Verdi with ease as the ivory white skin turned red before bursting open, thick cords of muscle forming as new skin grew over it. Cracks spread out on the wall like spider webs as 4 iron stakes flew forward, Bell’s hammer moving like lightning as the man sized hand was pinned to the wall. Looking at Verdi, Bell flashed a smile, her genial face contrasting with the unfathomable hate oozing from every pore of her body.

“I’m sorry, do you mind if we put our date on hold? I just need to shoo away an unruly pigeon.” She said as a familiar face poked into the doorway. She had eyes as blue as the sea and long blonde hair that shined as though woven from sunlight itself. Her ivory white skin glistened from sweat as her hulking body stared into the room, her current form far too massive to fit through the doorway. As soon as she saw Verdi, she broke into a giddy smile as the flesh began to corrode away, as though drenched in acid.

“Verdi! How good to see y-” The scream of iron interrupted her as Bell’s stake rammed straight through her face, her neck snapping at a 270 degree angle and nearly decapitating her. Fleshy threads shot out from her body, latching onto her neck and dragging her head back into place as she looked forward, her mouth filled with broken teeth and Bell’s iron stake. Spitting both to the ground, blood pooled around her as her body continued to distort. The meat fell away like a poorly fitting suit as she regressed to a more aesthetically pleasing form, her most intimate parts hidden by a thick layer of steam generated from her own metabolic heat. She had an hourglass figure with a busty chest bigger than any woman of her size and wide hips that made even Citrinas look plain. Pulling a white toga from her inventory, she entered the room as Verdi waved hello to her, already accustomed to the Angel Lord’s incredible healing ability. Fenri, on the other hand, looked to be on the cusp of **** due to her heightened sense of smel.

“Verdi, dear, so good to see you! I’d love to chat, but you’re in danger. A real medical emergency.” She said with a stern voice as he stopped and looked down instinctively at his genitals, the monstrous shafts still altered from Evangeline’s last spell.

“Did your stupid spell sterilize me!?” He asked, finally terrified of an injury for the first time in his life. He’d sooner be burnt, drowned, and crucified in that order than end up a eunuch.

“Oh, no, that’s perfectly fine. If anything, you should be careful about sex near bodies of water. Anyone washing themselves downstream might end up with more than they bargained for.” Evangeline warned as Verdi silently thanked his Warmth ability. “No, the medical issue I’m talking about the disgusting LEECH that latched onto you.” She didn’t even look at Bell, merely tilting her head to confirm her insult reached its intended target. She did, however, grin wider when she saw the vein bulge on Bell’s head. “But don’t you worry, I’ll remove that repulsive thing and nurse you back to health.” A hand clasped Verdi’s shoulder, the grip gentle and affectionate as Bell walked forward.

“I’m SO sorry, I shouldn’t have let the pigeons enter this place. I’ll go shoo it away before it makes a mess of the area.” She said, squeezing her hammer tighter as the veins in her arm bulged from sheer exertion. It was almost comical to see the two psychopaths simultaneously show such ravenous hatred and be so passive aggressive at the same time. At this point Verdi was unsure whether they’d start throwing punches or continue making catty remarks to each other.

“You two know each other?” Verdi asked as both women dropped their facade and scowled as they pointed to the other, speaking at once to convince him of their rival’s evil.

“This bird has spent thousands of years trying to steal my lovers! She’s been abducting random people to turn into pudding and locking them in a pocket dimension! She’s got a few million people stuffed away screaming for **** without rest because she made them incapable of sleeping! She even **** the Melzoria clan’s matriarch because she thought she was cute then **** the Serpent King because his loyalty to the Kolderim family was so touching! The demon king and most human nations have a bounty on her head because she’s such a reprehensible freak! The only reason I haven’t killed her yet is because her body’s too freakish to stay down!”

“This blood sucking leech has been terrorizing everyone in the world and massacring both sides as long as they promise to pose for her sick sculptures! She has killed several MILLION people for her hobby as an amoral psychopath! Million! Then she harvests their fingers and reanimates them to do calculations for her! She constantly stalks people and leaves weird stuff like dismembered ear necklaces or weird dioramas of carved up bodies like an overgrown cat! She’s a perverse stalker who does nothing but defile the sanctity of life itself in her disgusting art! The only reason I haven’t killed her yet is because she’s got a skull thicker than a mountain!”

“Ignore the pigeon’s chirping, she’s just a muscle head who doesn’t understand art!”

“Corpse defiler!”

“Bird brain!

“Bottom feeder!”

“Muscle ape!”

The two of them screamed insults at one another, completely ignoring Verdi and Fenri as the pair looked to each other for guidance. They didn’t say anything, but one glance was all they needed to plan out their next move.

“Maybe you two should compete to see who’s a better woman?” Fenri asked, her innocent tone contrasting with the lurid glares she was giving them. Verdi had spent quite a lot of time with Fenri competing in Belsach’s oral challenge, so he knew Fenri’s tastes quite well. Shorter lovers who were submissive were her favorites. Bimbos were a close second. Considering Bell had the demeanor and build of the former while Evangeline’s body was the latter. He could practically hear the hero’s panties drip in anticipation.

“Compete?” They asked in sync before glaring daggers at each other.

“Fenri and I are both friendly with the two of you, so I’m quite sure we’ll be impartial judges.” Verdi said Bell frowned, mulling the idea over in her head. She had no objections to joining Verdi and Fenri’s bedroom, but the prospect of an orgy with her most hated rival was giving her pause. Verdi and Fenri shifted nervously while Bell mentally debated their offer, the pair looking to the other for an idea to sway both women to agree to the foursome. Just when it seemed like Bell would leave, Evangeline spoke up.

“I know you two like me better, but you shouldn’t embarrass Bell like this.” She said, her usual genial tone tinted with a hint of arrogance and mockery. They saw Bell’s face turn a shade of red as Evangeline continued to talk, relishing every word she spoke. “All four of us know I’m the better woman, but I know my favorite little rabbit will say that leech is better to spare its feelings.” Bell tenderly gripped Verdi and Fenri’s shoulders, tossing her hammer aside as she spoke.

“I truly and wholeheartedly apologize for asking this of you, but please spend a night with both of us so I may silence this pigeon’s chirping once and for all.” To their surprise, Bell’s voice was akin to a damsel begging for aid, treating a night with Evangeline with the same seriousness one would ask to slay a dragon. And like the knight in shining armor they were, Fenri and Verdi were more than happy to rise to the challenge, the two lecherously staring at Evangeline’s breasts and Bell’s trim figure. It was a bit different from their initial seduction plan, but in the end they had not one, but two beauties to play with.

“Anything for a friend. Now spread your legs.” Fenri commanded, grabbing Bell and throwing her to the bed without the slightest hint of pretext or seduction. Grabbing her robes, Fenri tore it away while licking her lips at what she was going to play with. Ivory white skin appeared as Bell squeaked at the abrupt stripping, her pink slit matching her nipples. Spreading her partner’s legs, Fenri dove forward, lapping away at the vampire’s clit before sticking her tongue into her lower lips, saliva and love juices mixing together as Fenri tasted every inch of Bell. It was always a pleasure to watch Fenri tasting another partner as he listened to the vampire try to stifle her screams of bliss, her zeal to surpass Evangeline stifled by her own shy nature. Had circumstances been different, Verdi would have kept himself amused by watching the two play. Luckily, he had matters of his own to attend to.

“A real woman knows that their partner should be pleased first.” Evangeline chimed in, wrapping her arms around Verdi as she hugged him from behind, her bare breasts pressing into the back of his head. Picking him up, she sat him on the bed before kneeling in front of him while licking her lips. Pulling his pants down, two distinct shouts were heard as Evangeline and Bell were startled at not only the size of his cocks, but the shape as well. He expected Bell to be surprised, but Evangeline’s reaction was worrying.

The equine masts fell forward, slapping atop Evangeline’s head as the tentacles embedding them squirmed unintentionally, licking at the air as though each had a mind of their own. His balls audibly churned as they swelled ever so slightly, his body detecting more prey to satisfy his lust as his need to breed surged. Thick globules of seed flowed from his shafts, his upper cock drenching Evangeline’s face while his second cock sprayed its payload over Evangeline’s chest.

“You crazy hng- bird, what did-ahn~ do to him!?” Bell asked, her words interspersed with moans as Fenri continued to eat her out. Rather than answer her question, Evangeline licked her lips and cupped Verdi’s balls, enjoying the weight of them as she gave one of his cocks a lick, her saliva leaving a strange, almost tingling sensation. Judging by the fact that it faded away after a second, there was a fair chance Evangeline’s saliva was far from normal. Luckily, Verdi’s body was also far from normal, the alien biology leaving him with an innate tolerance to poisons.

“Dear me, it looks like you’ve got quite the diverse family bloodline. Most people have a drop or two of monster heritage, but it looks like you’ve got a little bit more.” Evangeline complimented before opening her mouth, her tongue going on full display as it shifted before his eyes. As she stuck her tongue out, it elongated as though some invisible being was tugging on it, stretching centimeter by centimeter before dangling long past her breasts. At the same time, the shape began to slowly change, minor bumps and ridges forming along its length. Suddenly, her tongue split down the middle, leaving her with a forked tongue akin to a snake’s. Wrapping around both of his lengths, Evangeline gave him the licking of a lifetime as she grabbed her breasts.

“Huh. So this is what it’s like to be on this end of the tentacle.” Verdi mumbled, watching his tentacle studded cock mingle with Evangeline’s tongue as it coiled around his shafts. The sight was strange to say the least, but sensation of being licked all over both shafts was akin to having a dozen women pleasuring him at once.

“Wha wah ah (What was that)?” Evangline asked, wrapping his shafts with her breasts and giving him a titfuck. Tiny spots of white appeared at her nipples as she lubricated his shafts, her saliva and milk intermingling with one another as Verdi felt his body heat up. He felt his shafts grow a hair more sensitive, but that was the extent of its effects. Evangeline seemingly frowned as she continued to titfuck Verdi, visibly puzzled why he hadn’t climaxed or swore his allegiance to her yet.

“Fenri, you gotta have Evangeline eat you out later or try her milk. I think it’s **** to make you cum harder.” Verdi said cheerily as he grabbed Evangeline by the hair with both hands, preparing to help Evangeline gain the orgasm she was pining for. Before she could do anything, he stood up and hilted himself into her mouth, relishing in the usual sputters and gags that little trick usually earned him. As he felt the warm embrace of Evangeline’s throat as she gagged on the sheer size of his shaft, his joy and sadistic glee turned to horror as he felt something he shouldn’t have ever felt. Evangeline’s eyes turned to hearts, the masochistic angel loving every second of that moment as she began masturbating with one hand, fingering herself as a pool of fluid formed underneath her.

“GAH, WHAT THE HELL!?” He abruptly screamed as Fenri and Bell stopped what they were doing to look at the pair. As he struggled, he felt a surge of pleasure as Evangeline’s tongue extended to his balls, stroking at them as his pleasure mounted.

“What’s wrong!? Evangeline, did you bite him!?” Bell asked with a worried voice as Verdi frantically tried to pull his cock out, realizing all too late the idiocy of his little prank. Fenri pulled a knife from her inventory, ready to stab the angel then and there. Just when she was ready to slit Evangeline’s throat, Verdi spoke up.

“Help me get out of her before I **** to ****!” He exclaimed as Fenri withdrew her tongue from Bell’s cunt, a thread of saliva connecting the two as she processed his words. She looked at Verdi as he began slapping at Evangeline’s face, then to the angel’s blissful expression as she hugged Verdi and hilted herself to the base, swallowing his knot with tears in her eyes as she took his blows with relish. As the pieces finally fit together, Fenri’s breathing shifted as she clutched her side, an unfathomable pain hitting her at that moment. She fell to the ground, unable to handle the pain any further as she broke down laughing uncontrollably, tears forming in her eyes as she clutched her sides to stifle the pain.

“Why are you laughing?” Bell asked as Verdi’s knot swelled, sealing his fate as the first salvos of his seed shot out, one shaft flowing straight into the angel’s waiting stomach while the other painted her body white. The first shot sent her stomach bloating up as though she had eaten too much. The second caused her to swell into early pregnancy as her tongue lapped at him, eager to be filled further. Her wishes were soon filled as her stomach bulged out to her first, second, then third trimester, her bodily fluids and passionate tongue earning her his full orgasm. Rather than enjoying it like any other orgasm, Verdi seemed even more intent on breaking free of Evangeline’s grip. It was at that moment Fenri had regained enough composure to explain her laughter.

“BECAUSE THAT RETARD’S GAGGING ON HIS OWN COCK RIGHT NOW!” She shouted between bouts of laughter, Evangeline’s ability of pain sharing activating at that moment. Any pain she felt transferred to her opponent and vice versa. Beatings, stabbings, and even asphyxiation by cock was felt by whoever was harming her. “HOW’S IT FEEL TO GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE JACKASS!?” She asked while slapping Verdi on the back, his orgasm thoroughly ruined as he pulled out of Evangeline.

“FUCK YOU!”

“GO SUCK A DICK! OH WAIT!” She shouted as Verdi’s knot finally deflated just as Evangeline’s eyes rolled to the back of her head, giving him much needed room to pull out. As he pulled out of her mouth, Evangeline’s eyes focused once more as she felt his second knot slide from her throat, her tongue lapping at his shafts as he freed himself. Despite the chaos, he was still rock hard as he grabbed Evangeline and tugged her by the shoulders, throwing the angel on the bed as he spread her legs, her inflated belly wobbling as he pressed his cocks against her slit and ass at the same time.

“If you think a little pain's gonna stop me from getting off, you're dead wrong!” Verdi declared, using the residual saliva and spent seed as lube. Grabbing Bell, Fenri threw her on the bed next to Evangeline while pulling a wooden dildo from her inventory, the design rather plain next to Verdi’s monstrous shafts. Stuffing the dildo into her own pussy, she angled herself by Bell before stuffing the other end of the dildo into the vampire, earning a long, sustained moan from the vampire as Verdi thrusted forward, fighting through the pain as he went through the greatest pain of his life.

“Guha!” Evangeline cried out, her body stretching painfully around Verdi’s shafts as she snapped back to reality, the jolt of pain enough to restore her faculties. As she looked down at stomach, she gawked in disbelief at the sheer size before yelping as Verdi’s shafts surged forward, punching her womb as she clenched around his shafts. Gritting his teeth, he grabbed Evangeline’s legs and thrusted with reckless abandon, not caring in the slightest of Evangeline’s pain or how overjoyed she was at such brutal treatment.

“Good, you’re finally awake. Was gonna give you a few whacks if you didn’t wake up.” Verdi said, his mood unusually grouchy since he was currently feeling 18 inches of cock up his own ass. With quite literally any other woman he might have been willing to at least put up with the pain, but he could see how every threat or hit he gave Evangeline seemed to make her wetter and tighter. If anything, he felt like she was expecting more out of him as he thrusted with reckless abandon, his flared head like a battering ram against her cervix.

“Dear, you’re so dominant and manly~ Keep going~” Evangeline complimented as Verdi felt her insides begin shifting, her magic once again at play. Looking at her stomach, he could see her belly slowly shrinking down while her breasts expanded in turn, her chest going from bountiful to outright ludicrous as a veritable torrent of milk flowed out from her nipples. “But I know you can do more dearie.” She said, gently prodding Verdi as he pulled out of her.

“Fine, you want rough, you’ll get rough.” He said, grabbing her by the hair and throwing her face down as he looked at her still gaping pussy and asshole, his shafts leaving their mark on her. Grabbing his cocks, he held them together with one hand while placing his other hand on her waist, the flared tips throbbing as his body could sense what he had in mind. Pressing forward, he angled his hips up and down, his flares leaving a trail of thick precum in their wake as they both mashed against Evangeline’s pussy.

“Dear, are you planning on putting bo-oh!” Evangeline’s question was soon interrupted as she felt herself stretch further than she’d ever been before, her stomach distending around the thick shafts as both of them made their way into her most sacred place. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as Evangeline lay facedown in the bed, the telltale pulsing of her vaginal walls telling him just how intense her orgasm was.

“Stop sleeping and get to clenching.” Verdi snapped, slapping Evangeline’s ass as her gaped asshole stared back at him, an evil idea striking him. Licking his hand, he coated it in lube before ramming himself wrist deep into the angel, a new source of pain waking her up as he began rubbing at his own cock through her ass. Rather than give some words of encouragement or some kindhearted remark, Evangeline’s only words were howls of pleasure no woman should make, her wings fluttering erratically as Verdi continued to toy with her body, his shafts pushing upwards from her stomach to her breasts while he stroked himself. Before long, he could feel his balls tightening as his second orgasm arrived, his entire body pulsing as his knots swelled up, the shape of them leaving a small gap for his seed to leak out despite both of them locked firmly in place.

His first shot was by far the largest he’d ever fired in his human form, Evangeline’s stomach exploding to her third trimester in a single shot, his absurd libido, her bodily fluids, and the two shafts causing her to balloon out further than any partner he’d ever been with. As she lifted upwards, he could see her stomach rapidly shrink as her body absorbed his seed to fuel her breast’s growth. What were once large breasts had expanded to the realm of a fertility goddess as her milk production accelerated further, staining the bed and leaving the room with a sickly sweet aroma. Another pulse and he could see her breasts surge in size, now the size of his head and flowing milk at a flow best described as a flood. Stroking himself further, he found himself competing with Evangeline’s form, **** to either leave her stomach swollen or her breasts larger than life.

At the advent of his third pulse, he felt a wave of pride as whatever sanity Evangeline had left shattered, the angel incapable of using any magic whatsoever as her mind was overwritten with pleasure. Gallons of seed flowed back at him before seeping into the bed, the stink of sugary milk and flowers now overpowering. By the time his orgasm had petered out, Evangeline’s body looked to be a parody of itself, her stomach massive while her breasts lay atop them, the remnants of her sanity trying to drain out the semen as milk.

“Nice one. I should do that next time I get the chance.” Fenri complimented, slapping Verdi on the back as he looked over to her, finding Bell in a similar state of unconsciousness as Evangeline. “Anyway, I think Evangeline’s out of it, so I’m gonna go for another round with Bell. God, the reactions she makes are great.” She said as Verdi’s cocks twitched. He’d just ejaculated his weight in semen, yet he felt even hornier than when he started, Evangeline’s bodily fluids a potent aphrodisiac for even a monster like him.

“Mind if I join? I think Evangeline messed with my body.” He said as Fenri scoffed, grabbing Bell by the shoulders and lifting her up, her thin build making it easy for the hero to carry her with one hand.

“Hey, can’t be a fair judge unless you test both cunts.” Fenri said, eager to use Bell and Verdi as her personal playthings for round two.