A Big, Crazy One

Peter decided to try something big, something crazy. So he said, "All of my rogues gallery is made up of sexy women who all secretly in love with me."

He knew that was a complete lie, the fact he was able to say it proving he could lie. Which meant his secret was safe. What he didn't know was reality was warping around him. As all of his villains were transformed from their normal forms into very attractive ladies.

From Doctor Olivia Octavius to Norma and Harriet Osborn, from Sandra (Sandy) Marko to Edie Brock, all of his enemies were plotting. But where they had been plotting to kill him before they were plotting something more... intimate instead.

However, Peter didn't know that yet. As he decided to go out to get help, not knowing the world he know lived in.