A Backstage Interview

A week after being cost a tag team match against the Boss and Hug Connection by Asuka, Alexa and Nikki were backstage, being interviewed about their issues with her.

“Well you see, it’s obvious: Asuka’s scared of us!” Alexa cockily claims while Nikki nods alongside her, encouragingly. “She costs us against those two brats, Kairi’s nowhere to be found, and she won’t give us the tag title match we deserve! It’s obvious: Asuka’s scared! Asuka’s scared! Asuka’s scared!” Alexa repeats in an obnoxious, sing-song tone, before finally being cut off as the Empress walks into frame, clapping in a clearly mocking manner.

“You two not worthy, not ready for title shot!” She screams, cackling as she does so while both Alexa and Nikki just roll their eyes.

“Yeah right, yer just scared that Lexi ‘n I would dominate both ah ya!” Nikki shouts, just making Asuka laugh harder.

“Only in dreams! Kairi and I tag champs forever!” Asuka shouts, laughing as she gestures to the belt around her waist.

“Prove it then, coward. Give us our title match at Wrestlemania.” Alexa says, just getting another shake of the head from Asuka, who had no interest in defending against them.

“You two not worthy! You two losers!” Asuka mocks, laughing the entire time.

“Fine…then how about a different match? Me vs you Asuka, and when I beat you, which isn’t too hard nowadays, Nikki and I get our shot.” Alexa challenges, actually drawing interest from Asuka.

“Deal.” Asuka says simply, getting a grin from the Goddess. “But…I name stipulation.”

“Fine by me, it doesn’t matter what match I kick your ass in.” Alexa says, grinning confidently at the Empress while Nikki nods behind her, having complete faith in her best friend.

“Stinkface Match.” Asuka says simply, cackling while Alexa looks confused for a few seconds until she finally realizes.

“Wait…isn’t the stinkface that dumb move you do in the corner…you wanNA PUT YOUR BUTT IN MY FACE?!” Alexa shrieks in horror and disgust, Nikki looking furious while Asuka just laughs and nods.

“Uh huh, Uh huh. Alexa not ready for Asuka! But pretty Alexa Face ready for pretty Empress Ass!” She shouts, spinning around to rub her big, bubbly behind at both Alexa and Nikki, the former of whom looking like she was about to have a complete and utter meltdown just at the thought of this.

“Oh my goddess, I’m gonna be sick…” Alexa moans, Asuka continuing to laugh.

“Yer depraved!” Nikki growls, sounding furious. “How could ya think ah doin’ that to her?”

“It fun! Alexa not ready for Asuka! Alexa ready for booty!” Asuka mocks, cackling while Alexa looks more and more grossed out.

“Wait wait wait, hold on?” Alexa finally manages to say, regaining a bit of confidence. “If I accept, to win and get a tag title match…I’ll have to put my butt in your face?” She suddenly gets a devious glint in her eyes, feeling a bit confident about the idea of doing that. “Alright, but when I win, not only will you have been buried in my ass…but I get to name the stipulation for our tag title match.” To Asuka, that didn’t matter, seeing as she was one hundred percent certain she would win. So she accepted.

“Alright, I guess if you wanna be embarrassed by me so much…who am I to deny?” Alexa teases, grinning a bit. “I’ll see ya next week Empress, hope you bring lipstick and mouthwash. You’re gonna need both!”