A BIG bed! (-$125)

"I'll take the BIG bed!" you declare, proudly thrusting your finger down onto where the item of your desire rests on the catalogue. You hold it there just a little longer than you need to, so that she knows that you mean it.

"Ohohoho!" You think Darla laughed. "Yue plarnen ta chair ut wit anibarti, yue lil slart?"

You nod. Maybe that means she'll let you get the big bed. Darla chuckles to herself and takes your money, which you take as a good sign!

{if Bed == 3}"Yav urlreddie gorda bud -- arl av summun taik it way for hue. 'Ere's sum manie."

She's holding out some money back out to you expectantly. You're scared to disappoint her, but you don't know what you did to earn the money. Maybe you're the 1000th customer? You gently take the money from her hands. It's $90!{endif}