A “huge” threat.

Unsurprisingly, I was completely taken out of the experience when the sharp pain was followed by what felt like my spine being broken in two, though I’m sure it’s still intact. Tumble-weeding to who-knows-where given that sensation of every part of my body hitting what felt like everywhere. Eventually the motion stopped and I regained my awareness again.

There was mumbling that I couldn’t make out the words of, on account of being in absolute agony. Looking down on my stomach I see a fucking hole in my stomach! Oh shit, there’s no fucking way I’m dying again! Not when I just got here! The blood leaking from my stomach hole is already pooling to the ground beneath me. It looks like the blood flow is slowing down, though I’m not sure if it’s because blood levels are already running low.

When the disorientation of everything fades enough I push myself and get my head up to see what the hell I’m dealing with…

Ahead of me are the trees that I definitely got thrown through, along with some notable boulders with small bloodstains. The figure walking towards me is… a visibly pissed off Alkadabuki, sporting a very dark expression on her face…

The realization just dawned on me that I fucked up her relatives.

No, no, no I just got here! That bitch boy Ariel set this up! I swear I’m gonna fuck him up in every fucking way! Come on man, think of something!

The Amazon Queen firmly grips on my throat, lifting me up to my knees so that she sees me eye to eye.

“I should kill you slowly and painfully for what you’ve done to those I love!”

Love… wait, that’s right! Fuck I hope this works..

I chuckle as convincingly as I can, hard to do since it makes everything hurt even more.

“And what do you find so humorous, you malformed monster?” She demands with a venomous tone to her voice.

“I love it when a plan goes well, I’m just a distraction for you while my boys are out there wreaking havoc to your tribe.” I responded. I can barely lift my arm to grab hold of her, gotta make the act look somewhat convincing. Doesn’t seem like she’s buying it.

“Given the dysfunctionality the dark currently is, I doubt your ‘team’ could coordinate an ambush strong enough to even deter us.” She countered. Okay, here it goes.

“Oh it’s not your tribe we’re after, it’s that special boy that you hold so dear to your heart.” I responded. Come on you amazonian bitch, buy it!

Her grip on my throat tightens, I can’t breathe and her expression is fuming, blood vessels are popping out of her face. “How could you have known that?!”

I barely get out a phrase. “Oh by all means, keep questioning me. More time you waste the better!”

With a screech to rupture my eardrums she throws me into the air. In that moment her sword morphs into a huge two-handed warhammer and pulls it back. Instinctively I knew what’s coming. My life flashes before my eyes and fuck you, I’m not telling you what they are! Something stirs within me. I bring my arms and knees into myself, curling myself into a protective ball. The scales underneath my fur grow out of me, probably covering my whole body in scales like an armadillo.

I grit my teeth for what’s to come, and when the hammer impacted me, everything went dark.