6:00 AM

John wakes up in pain, but he had enough strength to spawn the book. Time stopped and he immediately wrote down some new rules

Old Rule: Humans can heal quickly from superficial injuries such as cuts, bruises, and tearing.

Old Rule: Male assholes can stretch up to 15 inches wide. However, all pain is felt.

Old Rule: Male assholes are have a high elasticity and can return to normal size after a couple hours.

In order for the changes to occur to give himself relief, he despawed the book and then respawned it. His cuts and bruises were gone, his asshole was untorn and back to normal, and he felt great again. John thought of writing a rule that would allow him to feel less pain, but that would go against his ideals. He knew men were inferior and that they should be treated as such. Removing the pain from this world was not what a good feminist would do.

Thinking back to last night, one thing his mother said stuck with him, the fact that she had contemplated having him castrated. It was something he had fantasized about before, but he agreed with his mother that once they were gone it would be less fun. John was also a fan of penectomies, but the same problem with castration was present. He decided that he wanted to write some new rules to allow for this.

Old Rule: Male testicles will naturally regrow after castration. It typically takes 4 weeks to grow back.

Old Rule: The male penis will naturally regrow after a penectomy. It typically takes 4 weeks to grow back.

John was happy but noticed a problem. Because he changed all penises to be micropenises, a penectomy wouldn't be very interesting. So he decided to rewrite that rule.

Old Rule: All male penises have no length limit.

Old Rule: All male penises start to continually grow past 2 inches after their 18th birthday.

New Rule: It is the male owners job to give the male a penectomy whenever they see fit and to whatever length is deemed acceptable.

New Rule: The socially acceptable penis length before a penectomy is 12 inches. The legal limit is 18 inches.

New Rule: The socially acceptable penis length after a penectomy is 2 inches. The legal minimum is 1 inch.

John did not want to add any pain tolerances. That would remove an aspect of the ideal matriarchy and what fun would it be to not feel anything his mother did to him? John wrote one last rule before closing the book.

New Rule: No one, except John, remembers what the world was like before these rules were written.