23

You pick card 23…

As you look at it a disembodied voice starts the read the contents. “Every Friday, my roommates and I mix up one Basic Pink with two sugar pills and randomly draw them. But for some reason, I had been consistently getting the pink, 5 weeks in a row! Chris and Paul were obviously cheating somehow. So this week, I made sure all three pills were real. They were upset at first, but soon eagerly started eating each other out. These are Resistance pills, and I've already counted 6 or 7 orgasms between the two.”

You chuckle at the delicious Irony of the card but then you have to wonder if the narrator hasn’t screwed themself by taking a Resistance pill as well.