Carmella streaks the Golden 1 Center

October 6th, 2019 - Sacramento California - Hell in a Cell

Carmella stands naked and trapped between the curtain out into the arena and the seven angry women who just declared her a disgrace to the women’s division.

“So… you want to take my baby… because it’s 'best for business',” Carmella remarks. “I can smell Stephanie McMahon's hands all over that.”

The naked blonde closes her eyes and takes a breath as she hugs the 24/7 Championship - her only cover - to her chest. “Fine. You can have it.” Carmella says as she opens her eyes. “WHEN YOU PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!”

And with that she spins and bolts through the curtain.

Nattie, Lacey, Peyton, Billie, Dana, Sonya, and Tamina are left gaping in shock.

“Holy shit!” Dana blurts out the thought on everyone’s mind. “She actually did it!”

Meanwhile, out in the arena, Charlotte and Bayley are still going at it. Charlotte charges Bayley in the corner but Bayley dodges out of the way and sends Charlotte into the turnbuckle pads. Bayley runs at Charlotte looking for a clothesline but Flair catches her and drives Bayley’s back down onto her bent knee for a backbreaker and brings Bayley down to her knees. Charlotte charges out of the corner and flips over the Smackdown Women’s Champion and smashes her face into the mat for her signature sommersault cutter, NATURAL SELECTION! The referee makes the count.

“ONE!”

“TWO!”

“TH--” Bayley grabs the bottom rope to break up the count.

But suddenly, it’s like an explosion went off in the arena. The fans jump to their feet and start going absolutely nuts. Charlotte stands back up and stares out at the crowd in confusion. Why were they cheering now? She hadn’t won her tenth championship yet. The celebration of her greatness was supposed to come later. But then she turns to the entrance ramp and her eyes nearly bug out as she gets the surprise of her life.

There’s only been one other incident of a wrestler streaking the arena during a WWE event. But in that 2003 episode of Smackdown, the wrestler’s privates were pixelated to hide the fact that he was actually wearing a flesh-colored thong. Plus, it was only Brian Kendrick so most people forgot about it. Although, a much younger Daniel Bryan made a cameo as one of the security guys chasing him around.

However, NO ONE - especially Charlotte Flair who probably has the best view in arena - will ever forget the sight of a completely naked Carmella running down the entrance ramp with only the 24/7 Championship for cover.

And while normally, the wide faceplate of the championship and the dangling green strap of the belt would be enough to conceal Carmella’s small boobs and shaved pussy from view. The fact that she is now outright sprinting down the ramp means the dangling strap is flapping around wildly and that her chest - although only an A-Cup - is still bouncing up and down. There’s no pixelation this time. The wide eyed and gaping Charlotte, the hooting and cheering fans, and even the audience watching at home are all treated to the occasional slip and get fleeting glimpses of dark pink nipples, a thin brown landing strip, and a smoothly shaved pussy as Carmella runs down the ramp in all her fabulous glory.

“What THE HELL are you doing!?” Charlotte shouts from the ring as Carmella runs down between the two sections of fans lining the ramp. The near rabid fans in the crowd are taking great joy in ogling every inch of the tanned, long-legged blonde woman that’s on display. And there is A LOT on display.

Carmella just reaches the bottom of the ramp when the horde of seven angry women finally overcome their shock and burst out from the back and come running down the ramp after her.

There’s a look of panic on Carmella’s face as she races around the corner of the ring but stops and stares at the crowd and that one pervy fan with the ‘I CAME TO SEE CARMELLA... NAKED’ sign.

“ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?” Carmella shrieks.

Her response is an almost earth-shaking ovation of cheers. The fans seem THRILLED to see the fit young woman standing completely naked mere feet in front of them.

But behind Carmella, her seven pursuers - plus two referees - are now racing down the ramp. The former Marine Lacey Evans is in the lead with Peyton Royce and Sonya Deville a bit behind her. Billie Kay, Dana Brooke, and Natalya are a couple steps behind the other three and Tamina is once again bringing up the rear with the two referees lagging behind along with her.

Carmella lets out a high pitched squeak and starts running again and bolts passed the ring. The front row fans get the view of a lifetime as Carmella leaps the barricade. Somehow the fans actually get louder. Everyone is on their feet making as much noise as humanly possible as Carmella goes streaking through the WWE Universe.

It’s almost as if this insane incident was planned because an army of security is on hand and is lining the aisle to keep the fans back as the naked woman goes racing by. The other seven women run by the ring and also hop the barricade as they chase Carmella out of the arena.

Charlotte is still standing in the ring and has moved to the other corner and is staring after Carmella with a look of utter disgust on her face. She turns to get back to her match but Carmella’s naked run had distracted the Queen long enough for the Bayley to recover. The Smackdown Women’s Champion springs back up and kicks Charlotte’s injured left knee then quickly capitalizes and.pulls Flair into a side headlock. Bayley lunges forward and drives her challenger face-first into the mat and outright SPIKES HER with such **** that Charlotte’s legs go flying up into the air. The high impact headlock driver closely resembles Dean Ambrose’s original Dirty Deeds finisher. Bayley rolls Charlotte over onto her back and hooks her legs for the pin which the referee is ready to count.

“ONE!”

“TWO!”

“THREE!”

BAYLEY RETAINS THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!

Bayley’s music hits and she practically tears the Smackdown Women’s Title out of the referee’s hands before she slips out of the ring and makes a break for it. Charlotte is only just coming to and the first sight she sees is Bayley backing up the ramp with the Smackdown Women’s Title raised over her head. The match itself was unremarkable but it would still always be remembered for the minute long ‘run in’ by a non-combatant. October 6th would go down in WWE History and would always be known as the night when a naked Carmella streaked the Golden 1 Center.

And the night isn’t even over yet. The cameras get one last look at Charlotte’s face. Her expression is one of barely restrained fury as she stares over Bayley’s head at the Tron at the top of the entrance ramp which is now showing Carmella streaking through the concourse. The crazy naked woman had distracted Charlotte with her shameless naked run and in doing so had cost the Queen her record breaking tenth championship win.

Bayley’s music is still playing as the cameras cut away from the arena to show Carmella as she continues her naked run. Fans come pouring out of the arena into the concourse to get a look at the naked blonde as she goes running by. Once again, the army of security is there to keep the fans at bay as the naked 24/7 Champion runs passed the stocked food, drink, and merch vendors and eventually rams straight through the door out of the arena.

The cameraman hurries through the door after her and has a shot of Carmella’s bouncing bare butt as she runs off into the early Arizona night.

There’s a black SUV idling in front of the arena. The window rolls down to reveal R-Truth sitting in the driver’s seat. “MELLA! I found us some wheels! Let’s split!”

Carmella doesn’t hesitate. She sprints for the SUV and practically rips the back door open before diving head-first into the backseat.

Lacey Evans, Sonya Deville, Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, Natalya, Dana Brooke, and eventually Tamina and the two referees burst out of the arena and can only watch as the black SUV speeds away like it’s the getaway car in a robbery.

Carmella rolls down the back window and sticks out her head and the 24/7 Championship. “TOO SLOW, LADIES! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! REMEMBER: ‘MELLAA IIS MONEEYYY!”

Fabulous Truth drives away in the SUV and the other seven women can only glare after the crazy blonde who had seemingly thrown away the last of her dignity and self respect when she streaked the arena in order to escape with the 24/7 Championship.

A crew member comes running over, “STOP THAT CAR!”

“Too late,” Sonya says as she folds her arms across her chest. “Looks like Carmella and Truth are taking it for a joyride.”

“No, you don’t understand,” the crew man hastily replies, “That was one of the cars we were going to use for the next episode of WWE Ride Along! The camera's already rolling! We tried to tell R-Truth but he just jumped in and drove off!”

“Do you think ‘Mella knows that?” Peyton wonders.

Billie lets out a laugh, “Oh, I’m sure she’ll figure it out soon enough.”

“WHERE’S THE OTHER CAR!?” Everyone turns to see Sarah Logan now standing at the back of the group.

“I think a better question is: how did you know we’d be out here?” Natalya counters as she turns to eye the newcomer.

Sarah holds up a cellphone. “I found Carmella’s phone in the pocket of the sweatpants that I tore off her. She texted her partner in crime to find a car and meet her in front of the arena while she was hiding out in that closet.”

Logan pushes her way through the group and grabs the nervous crew member by the collar. “I was on Ride Along once with Ruby and Liv. I know that there are always two cars! R-Truth only stole one of them. GET ME TO THE OTHER CAR!”

“Shotgun!” Tamina suddenly calls out. She had been the slowest of Carmella’s pursuers when they were chasing her through the arena. But she could be quick when it counted. “If you’re going after Carmella… then I’ve got shotgun.”

“Fine,” Sarah says. “Don’t slow me down.” She gives the crew member a shove. “Let’s go.”

“Th-the car’s this way…” the crew member stammers as he leads Sarah Logan away. Tamina casts on last glance at the others and follows after them.

The IIconics share a quick look and then sprout identical grins, “ROAD TRIP!” Royce and Kay hurry after the other two.

Dana Brooke shakes her head as she watches the four heels run off. “That’s gonna be one hell of an episode.”

But out of nowhere, Lacey Evans spins on her heel and floors Natalya with a Women’s Right.

“What the hell!” Dana exclaims as she drops down beside Natalya who is already sitting up and holding her chin. Sonya pushes Lacey back in order to keep a fight from breaking out. With Carmella gone, the ‘alliance’ between the seven vastly different women that were chasing her has crumbled.

“You may have beaten me tonight,” Lacey addresses Natalya, “But I still have a win over you! And tomorrow on Raw, I’LL be the last LADY standing!”

Needless to say, Carmella’s naked run has revived the fans after a lackluster card that looked like half of it was thrown together at the last minute. The fans are hyped heading into the main event Hell in a Cell Match between Seth Rollins and ‘the Fiend’ Bray Wyatt. It would take a colossal fuck up of epic proportions to ruin the momentum the show has going for it now. Hopefully, the WWE writers have learned from last year’s debacle where the Hell in a Cell main event between Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns ended in a no contest after interference from Brock Lesnar. The people in charge would have to be completely incapable of learning from their past failures to make that kind of mistake again.

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