“Incognito Mode”

You take an extra moment to inspect your figure in your tight short shorts. Partly to work up the nerve to actually leave the house wearing something so revealing, but also because the view of your fat round bubble butt swallowing the flexible fabric is a sight to behold.

“Shit, how long have I been standing here?” You ask yourself, finally looking at your phone for the time. Somehow, it’s already been 20 minutes since you stretched the form fitting bottoms over your ripe peach of an ass.

“Jesus, have I just been staring at my new ass for all that time?” You think as you gather your hair under a generic blue baseball cap. You take one last look at your long bare legs, and pronounced vaginal crease, before putting on a pair of sunglasses and sneaking out of your house.