[p2 0hffe] Jill Lays Out Her Choices and Considers Her Targets

Jill Considered the options Barry had mentioned ''Well I don't know, Lumberjack sounds like it could just make for a strong outdoorsy type, Ugly Male is a bit less appealing. But, I'm sure hippy types would be right at home doing yoga with Gym Bunnies, free love maaan'' Jill finished, holding up a peace sign in her best psychyedelic stoner impression. Roxanne glaring at her slightly, making Jill suddenly feel self concious.

''Child bearing hips sounds pretty straight forwards, though I'm not sure about corrupt juices, or whatever it was''

Jill looked at the cards she had deciding to start with the more tame ones

''Well, I have Crazy Uncle, which would change a person to make them... well let's say the title is accurate in terms of personality. Nothing actually gender specific though'' She looked up to see Barry looking back at her expectantly, meanwhile Roxanne had her phone out again and was giggling at something on the small screen.

''Umm, what else, Doctor, which would actually let me decide the effect of the flaw, technically... Artist, Larger than Life is the perk, but I could do without a Drama Queen in the group. The other cards I have are... Umm'' She paused as she saw which card she had next in order as she held them ''I have, Big Dick...''

Roxanne smacked her phone down on the table, eyes wide in surprise at the only words she caught while her attention was on her phone. She started giggling again ''You've got... Guh..good for you Janet, I'll...'' Roxanne put her hand over her mouth as she abruptly stopped ''I'll tell my boyf... fuh'' Again she had her hand over her mouth. Jill was eyeing the wastebin nearby, ready to dive for it at any second

Roxanne let out a muffled sound as she surpressed a drunken burp, then held a hand on the edge of the table, steadying herself ''I'll tell my boyfriend, he'll need to prepare himself for that'' she finished with a slightly bitter tone. Pulling her phone back up

Jill gave her a sideways glance and then sighed, continuing to list her cards, ''I don't think you'd want any of the other cards. I've got, I mean, Mail Order Bride, Sex Toy and Naughty Schoolgir...''

''Ohmygod, how can it be soo cute!'' Roxanne exclaimed, hunching her shoulders up as she pulled her phone closer and made little kissy faces

Jill cocked an eyebrow and looked to Barry, who peered over Roxannes shoulder and mouthed the word 'puppies'

''Roxanne, what cards have you got?'' Jill asked