[Meta] How I’ll Write This

Hello there~!

Some of you may know me from such “eloquent” stories such as “Lying Under Oath” “Spider Whore” and “Skylar” so what’s the next logical step? Greek Mythology! Duh!

In all honesty this story was created out of a genuine hatred for Nolans adaptation of the Odyssey. I am a Greek Mythology nerd, and watching that movie made me go “I could make a better version than him!” so, with a little help of porn parodizing, that’s exactly what I’m gonna do!

Now, how I’m making this is gonna be VERY different than my other stories for multiple reasons!

For starters my sex scenes, before, went like this: Find a porn video I like, screen record parts of it I found hot, turn those into gifs, upload those gifs to an image hosting website, make a story around what I made. However this time I’m not gonna be AS structural. I have a few GIF folders from the same scene I will use but, generally, I learned from Spider Whore that the visuals don’t need to be AS consistent! Unless I NEED visually two of the same characters in the same scene, more than likely, my gif usage will be a little bit more generic. More variety, but generic.

Second, is pathways. Because this is Greek fucking Mythology, there are no spoilers. So, I am actually planning on writing my bad ends and offshoot paths throughout, rather than writing them after I finish like I planned for the others. This means it may take me a while to write each “chapter” but that also means each chapter can have 2-5 sex scenes rather than 1! Hell, what I am currently writing right now has 5 different sex scenes!

(A little note: the “Bad Ends Epilogue” is gonna be VERY similar, if not the same, after every bad end. What happens to Odysseia doesn’t affect Ithaca directly, just means she didn’t come home. So the “at home” epilogue is really the same thing, but the pre-bad end with Odysseia will be VERY different on each one!)

So yeah, am I back? Yes! Kinda. This is much more gonna just be a fun writing project until I get burnt out. Updates to it may be consistent, they may not, but I plan to have as much fun with this story as possible!

I have an entire plan written in a draft/unpublished chapter, consisting of story beats, bad ends, and gifs/videos I wanna use for this. So hopefully my burnout shouldn’t happen until after at least the main story is done! But as many of my previous readers know with me: Anything can happen!

I wish I could give you more consistent promises but I’m not sure I can. However! I will try and be as open and honest throughout the writing process as I can be. Any Meta talks I will just add as offshoots to this chapter, with a date on it, to keep them all in one place.

Anyway! To all of my lil greek mythology nerds and sluts, please enjoy the slutty tale of Odysseia: Mythologies Most Famous Hero, And Biggest Slut!