[Female Muscle] Interview with Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy: "My first guest is a funny and gifted show person who has the radiant energy of a thousand suns [...] Please welcome Kristen Bell!"

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Jimmy Kimmel and Kristen Bell talk about their vacation in Idaho.

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Jimmy: "You and I... and Dax... and my wife Molly... and our various children... had like a kind of convoy in Idaho."

Kristen: "Yeah, we met up in Idaho. It was heaven. It was wonderful!"

Jimmy: "It was! It was very nice."

Kristen: "We drove our RV."

Jimmy: "Uh-huh. And we drove ours..."

Kristen: "Right. And we parked right next to each other."

Jimmy: "Uh-huh. And that was humiliating."

Kristen: "Well... Only because you got a mini winne... and we have a tour bus. That's the only reason."

Jimmy: "Yeah. Now yours isn't even an RV. I don't think it's fair for you to call it an RV."

Kristen: "Why? Because it has two bathrooms and a built in gym?"

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Jimmy: "Now. I just want to tell you something. I spent an extended period of time in Idaho. I wasn't like moving around that much. And the people that I know up there all think you are crazy."

Kristen: "That was... I did not... feel that going there."

Jimmy: "Yeah. Afterwards all the talk was about you. And your muscles."

Kristen: "Oh. You mean these small little things?"

"Jimmy: Okay, you can stop flexing them now..."

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Jimmy: "But seriously, the thing is, they didn't see you working out. And you had an effect on the whole town. And they are asking themselves, what is it you did to grow these muscles? I think all the female population of Idaho want's to know. Can you tell them your secret? Can tell us how you got so jacked?"

Kristen: "Of course. What most women don't know, is that it's actually easier for a woman than it is for a man. You just got to pump a little bit every day. And keep at it."

Jimmy: "Even on vacation?"

Kristen: "Yes. That why we brought the bus. Underneath the bus there's a lot of pullouts. And I brought a big bar, and all the weights and all these bands. And yeah, so look: You can't stop pumping because you're on vacation. Especially because I want to be a role model for my little girls, you know? So you got to pump. Like mid-morning we'd have our coffee, and the girls would be playing or something. So around 10 a.m. I'd join them, pull everything out and show them how to pump and grow some muscles."

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