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You press the weird link in the message and it takes out out of the messenger app to some sketchy website. You try to click away, but it appears to be locked in.

You're quickly greeted by a shady silhouette on your screen, "Hey there John, I see you're doing great in the resort!" You hear quite ominous chuckles from the other side.

{if dildoItem>0}

"I see you've stocked up on some sex toys... Are futa cocks not good enough? There's plenty of them around" Yet another chuckle is audible through the speaker

{endif}

{if masculinity >50}

"I see that you've still retained {if masculinity > 99} all {else if masculinity >80} most {else if masculinity > 50} a fair share {endif} of your masculinity so far"

"But to be honest, we don't need your kind in here... But what if I told you I can make your life much easier with this offer. You'll receive a package with a little booster pack, let's call it a welcome gift from me"

"If you pull through with the plan, I'll reward you greatly!"

{endif}

{if masculinity < 50}

"I see that you've lost a lot of your masculinity so far"

"But to be honest, we don't need your kind in here... But what if I told you I can make your life much easier with this offer. You'll receive a package with a little booster pack, let's call it a welcome gift from me"

"If you pull through with the plan, I'll reward you greatly!"

{endif}

"I'll be observing you."

She hung up on you...