*ding dong*

You rush to open the door to your room. You pull the knob, but looking outside at the corridor you don't see nobody.

"What the..." you feel weirded out

You look down and see a small box wrapped with pink ribbon.

"Huh"

After picking it up, you notice that there's a card attached.

"For John xoxo"

You take it to your room and place it on the nightstand.

After a moment you pull the ribbon and reveal the contents.

Two bottles of pink white liquid with yet another card attached that says "drink me"

You appreciate the reference, but are still very much confused by this whole situation...

+2 feminum