, as usual

Negi, backing away: um...th-that's not really what i had in mind by hanging out with you, but i apprecia...where's Akashi-san?

The cheerleaders grinned as Yuna snuck up behind Negi.

Negi: W-w-w-what are you all staring at!?

Yuna snatched Negi's arms with the quickness of a coiled snake. Madoka quickly grabbed his legs.

Sakurako: Hee-hee. Just hold still, Negi-sensei! We'll have you on the squad in a minute.

Negi: BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHEERLEADER!!!

Misa: Sure ya do! If you're one of us, you can not only hang with us more, you can cheer for your students!

Madoka: Yeah! I bet Akira, Makie, and Ako would love to hear your encouragement!

Yuna: Aren't you forgetting someone!?

Madoka: Oh, yeah! Whoops!

Yuna: Hmph!

Madoka: With you on the squad, we can cheer for Sakurako as a threesome when she plays lacrosse! thinking 'Threesome'!? That sounded so dirty!! So...Sakurako and Misa-ish!

Madoka blushed.

Yuna: Madoka!!

Misa: And you can cheer for Yuna too. If ya want to.

Yuna: Thanks...

Negi: I CAN DO THAT IN MY OWN CLOTHES!!!

Misa: Too late!

Negi: Eh?

Sakurako: Yup! You're all ready, Negi-sensei!

They let him go and Misa snatched a compact out of Madoka's purse. She opened it up and showed Negi his reflection. His pupils and irises left his his eyes.

Negi: I'm...i'm...

the girls: SOOOO CUTE!!!

Negi: Why does this keep happening to me!?