(Subplot) Barbie meets Ken

Barbie had gotten home with so many people seeing her naked and tried on various outfits just for them all to disappear. Barbie sighed as nudity was normal but this wasn’t a set…this was real life. It was gonna be weird for her to show up to shoots completely naked and then going home the same way. Barbie paced around and said, “Fuck! Why would something like this exist? I just had figured out my life and shit like this happens.” She got another text from Naked Ambition:

Don't worry! It is normal for participants to feel overwhelmed at the start of this challenging programme. However, as agreed in our terms and conditions you will remain fully naked until your life potential (as measured by this application) has reached 100%. This is vital to ensure you are able to enjoy the incredible benefits our programme provides in full. All confiscated clothing will be returned once you achieve this target and you will be able to resume covering your body (should you wish too).

Barbie felt a knot in her stomach and was confused by what her life potential was. Was porn not her life potential? Maybe to some people it was seen as that but she was damn good at her job and the money proved it. She sighed and kept reading:

We understand many of our participants are concerned how undertaking our programme may effect their employment or ability to live their day to day lives without breaking any laws. When you are challenged on your nudity simply state the following phrase "It is normal and acceptable for me to be naked". We guarantee you these words will have an immediate and lasting effect on the attitude of anyone you speak them too regarding your nudity while enrolled in our course.

Barbie laughed at the last sentence and said, “Bullshit! This phrase is somehow going to protect me even though I am naked. It seems like I am being **** to get to 100%, which it seems like they think I am too stupid to realize there is a catch here.”

Porn had taught Barbie the most important rule in life: Don’t judge a cock by its size. It may not make sense in those words but basically Barbie accessed a situation exactly like that with every aspect of life. Someone could be hung like a horse but it doesn’t mean they know how to use it versus the average guy could give her decent 30 minute sex and help create some of her best videos.

Barbie went about her life over the next couple of days not really giving a shit about raising her score and using the phrase with most things in life. People complained about her nudity she would say, “I’m also a porn star! So at least I’m not fucking someone out in the open.”

She had been on Naked Ambition for about four days and ignoring the score updates as well as any of the other messages. She had just finished screaming at someone that, “Yes, these are my fucking tits and pussy. Jesus, you got your own too!”

A male voice behind her was laughing as she turned around and said, “I’ll be here all week. If you don’t mind I need to get to work.”

The male voice said, “Wait!? Are you THE Barbie Blanks? Can I get a picture please? I love your work!”

Barbie admitted he was pretty handsome and said, “It’ll cost you a hundred bucks.”

The man started to pull out his wallet before she stopped and said, “Geez man! I’m kidding I’m not a fucking prostitute. Just get over here and take the pic.”

He got close but didn’t touch her. Barbie scooted in closer and said, “I don’t bite, honey. We want to make sure I got everything in your picture.” The man was blushing, which she found to be cute.

He looked at his phone like he had won the lottery and said, “Thank you so much, Barbie! You made my year with this. I can believe this is real.”

Barbie looked at him and struck a pose before saying, “That’s it!? You have my attention, stud. Why don’t you shoot your shot? I can see you are wanting to ask so just ask me.”

The man realized he had been caught and said, “Do you think I could ask you on date? I would love to get to know you. I understand if you are already seeing…”

Barbie stopped him with a kiss on his cheek and said, “See? That wasn’t so hard! Give me your phone.” He handed his phone to her and she typed in her info while speaking, “Pick me up at 7pm at this address. Also what’s your name?”

The man more confidently as he said, “Kenneth or my friends call me Ken.”

Barbie laughed and said, “Well aren’t we a match then? Well, Ken, you better be at my place promptly at 7pm or I’m going out by myself.” She handed him back his phone as she walked away, feeling his eyes tracking her ass until she turned the corner. Maybe, Naked Ambition could help her after all.