'We've Got To Start Thinking About June'

Diane : We've got to start thinking about June. What happens in June ?

Aditty : Glastonbury !

Diane ( scornfully ) : And that helps us how exactly, in getting Debbi naked ?

Stew : Royal Ascot racing's just down the road.

Diane ( scornfully ) : And that helps us how exactly, in getting Debbi naked ?

Stew : OK, what about the summer solstice ?

Diane : Nah, we've only just done a pagan celebration for May.

Stew : But a Midsummer Night's Dream ? She could be a naked fairy ?

Diane : No. Anyway, we've already had her as a leprechaun. Come on, we can't have run out of steam already, we're not halfway through the year.

Aditty : There's Wimbledon ? You could play her at tennis in the car park and she could be naked ?

Diane : A bit better but kind of a last resort.

Aditty : I did some snooping in HR and Debbi's own birthday's in June. We could give her a birthday spanking for her own birthday like we did for the company anniversary ?

Diane : Very much a last resort.

Stew : Then how about resurrecting the company summer fete ? We could have sideshows ? Put her in the stocks, naked of course, and have people throw wet sponges at her ?

Diane : Better !

Aditty : Or we could have a ducking stool with her in it, naked of course, and people could throw things to trigger it to give her a dunking ? We could do one or the other ?

Stew : Or both !

Diane : Now you're thinking outside the box. Let's investigate !