'Hey I'm Back, It's Miz No-E !'

"Ha" pronounced Jody dramatically as she joined Lynn in the canteen at college. "What's 'ha' supposed to mean ?" wondered Lynn. "Ha, as in all that adulation she's been getting for the cash she raised has just come back to bite her on the bum" explained Jody. "In what way ?" asked Lynn. "Well, you know that Solomon and Mr. Oscar think she does all this willingly ? So, they've got more ambitious. They want to fund research into sickle cell anemia and they're organizing a big TV fund raiser" said Jody. "Not another one" objected Lynn, thinking the market for that kind of thing might be getting saturated. "Ok, so it won't be like the BBC but Solomon's community TV station are doing it and there'll be a gospel choir, famous black footballers and athletes are going to show up and it's all going to culminate with Miz No-E !"

"But she's too raunchy for prime time" suggested Lynn. "That's the beauty of it. Solomon showed the Miz No-E in the raw video to the SEXFLIX streaming service and they are going to run her segment. They'll be running the Miz No-E in the raw clip as a trailer for days in advance !" Jody was excited. "But how're they going to fit a gospel choir into the Pink Pussycat ?" asked Lynn. "Oh we've outgrown them. Solomon's hired the Southern TV studios for the night."

"So it's going to be the Miz No-E in the raw routine again ?" Lynn presumed. "No, I've written a new rap" said Jody, handing the newly composed lyric sheet to Lynn.

'Hey I'm back, it's Miz No-E

Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me ?

But I couldn't resist one more encore

After dancin' around for you in the raw

But how is it possible to top all that ?

I know, I'll prance around for you dressed like a cat

Floppy ears and cute little whiskers

But I still won't bother to wear any knickers !

Showing you my kitten as I dance and strut

Wearing nothin' but a cat's tail up my butt

Look at me, I'm Miz No-E

Leading the way for charity

The prettiest pussy you'll ever see

The one, the only Miz No-E !'

"Genius" laughed Lynn admiringly. "The boy's are going to write new music and make it last longer" said Jody. "Yeah, ok" replied Lynn when she had finished reading. "But she'll never agree to do it. She said categorically never again after the nudie version." But Jody was scornful. "She always caves in the end. You know how it will go...No...No...never...oh...um...er...well...if you put it that way...sod it, ok" Lynn collapsed laughing at her friend's uncanny impersonation. "She's painted herself into a corner. Mr. Oscar's going to get her company on board again and that's always the clincher !