'Dew'ing the Decimal System

Continuing onto the reading of "The Pirate In Us" I make note that the cock was on the fourth shelf from the top of the first series of shelves before the story circle area. Every break in the story I made sure to look up and check my surroundings. "And as the ship pulled into the deeper water, the jolly roger replaces with a green flag saying "I am liked by someone!" Closing the book and picking up the mirror once more I go through the routine "Who will I see waving goodbye through the magic mirror, John, Amanda, Darren(?), ..." Once more I stop short seeing a cock on the shelf

The kids parents don't wait for me to finish before collecting their kid, thank god, now I can get down to finding that bastard who flashed his cock at me. Getting my bearings I make my way to the shelving in question, slipping as i turn the corner. My hand lands in a puddle of liquid that I hope is water but pretty well know it's cum. "Ewww gross" Taking a kleenex out looking to the floor and up the shelves I see gobs of white hanging from the spines of books and the shelf's facing, dripping down as I wipe my hand clean.

Then Thereaux is beside me "Oh that's just wrong, beating off with kids present!" handing me an evidence bag to place he kleenex in before disappearing with it. Checking the book on the shelves filed thereunder 364.15467, sex crimes, should have guessed. Walking down to the other end of the shelves i'm just about to walk out when I'm hit by something white and wet.

"Shit" then the sound of running and the sound of the emergency alarm as the fire door is slammed open then closed.

That was damn close, no one ever thought to come after me before! Maybe I should play it safe and spend some days at the park once more. Damn that new reader was cute though. Wonder who the new guy with dark hair was, I swear I could see the drool in his eyes as he stripped her in his mind.

Looking back seeing no one was following I slow down to a walk, my hands in my pocket playing pocket pool once more as I think of her.