''...he is extremely HORNY''

He shook his head as he took an extra moment to glance through the Q&A section, clearly whoever was responsible for this ''app'' was just disguising their malware as some sort of imaginary fantasy fulfilment fap bait, just there for people to get their rocks off pretending that they had stumbled upon some sort of immense cosmic power they could use, apparently, to get turned into varying types of sluts and oversexed bimbos. Getting the gist of the audience this app was targeting, he changed one word in the statement and confirmed the change

''John is getting frustrated with the app that is currently occupying his phone, he doesn't believe it's claims, he is extremely HORNY''[CONFIRMED]

''You'd have to be to buy intooh... uh'' Johns breath caught in his throat as his dick suddenly hardened almost painfully in his pants, all the scenarios he'd been laughing at the idea of just a moment ago, playing back through his mind again, though this time tinged with enough pure lust for him to actually appreciate the fantasy of them.

He could feel his face flushed as his chest heaved with heated short breaths, he looked around, **** to find public bathrooms or anywhere slightly private that he could go jerk off immediately.

Spotting the direction sign towards a bar, he quickly adjusted his pants to try and hide the bulge his dick was attempting to make and walked as quickly as he could without drawing too much attention, straight towards the back of the bar and into the restrooms

He didn't even look at his surroundings, just thankful there didn't seem to be any other people in there as he burst into a stall and locked the door behind himself, quickly dropping his pants and grabbing his dick, furiously pumping it only a few times before he came all over the toilet in front of him. Post nut clarity hitting him like a brick as he suddenly considered whether there were even people in the next stalls over.

He finally calmed down and grabbed some paper to wipe off the toilet, stepping out of the stall to wash his hands and then realizing something odd.

This bar wasn't some high class place, it was just next to the electronics store, and yet, every tile was perfectly straight, no sign of grime anywhere, the sinks were spotless and the soap he was using smelled very flowery. He looked around and realised something else a bit strange, there were no urinals, only toilet stalls.

His face paled as he realized he had just jacked off in the women's bathroom.

He rushed back into the stall he had jacked off in just a moment ago as he heard someone approaching the door, shutting it quickly, he closed the latch and sat up on the toilet, feet well up off the ground as he listened for the other people who had just come into the room. He wasn't completely certain, but he was pretty sure he could hear the distinct sound of two pairs of high heels.

He closed his eyes and cursed himself for getting into this situation, wondering why he had gotten so horny he couldn't just wait until he was home to jack off in peace. Scolding himself for even considering that the app had actually made him to it, there was no way it could have, a phone app doesn't just suddenly have the power to control people like that, he got himself into the situation and now he was stuck in the women's bathroom, hoping nobody would find him.

''Hey, does it smell kinda...'' His ears perked up at the voice of the woman in the bathroom, another voice appearing to add a response

''Kinda like a teenagers sock drawer?''

''Yeah, it's kind of disgusting''

John gathered his legs together tighter on top of the toilet, the lid making an odd clunking noise as he moved about on top of it.

Suddenly, he couldn't hear what the women were saying anymore, they were still talking to each other, but their voices were lowered to a whisper, then one of them came closer to the door.

''Whoever you are, we're getting security in here. Pervert!''

''What kind of weirdo jerks off in public bathrooms?'' The second woman added.

One word crossed Johns mind in that moment, and that word, was fuck. He was so screwed if he got caught. He pulled out his phone, considering his plea of temporary insanity if they did catch him here.

''My phone has an app that controls people and it made me jack off in a restroom'' He whispered to himself, mocking the ridiculousness of the statement.

He tapped the Generate Statement button and waited for the statement to appear, briefly considering the possibility of rushing out of the bathroom without being seen by absolutely everybody in the bar. Coming to the conclusion that he was basically screwed now, with no good way to escape.

''John is searching for an excuse, hoping that nobody will find him in the women's toilets, particularly because he is a man''

''Well no shit sherlock'' he snarked at the app on his phone