"ck is going on?"

Was all Billy could ask himself as he looked around the broken and fractured mind of Sophie, the most gentle and caring woman he's ever known, granted there aren't exactly that many since even though his sister went to the same school as him, you'd never know given just how many years of nothing but dudes Billy was **** to endure.

But that didn't matter to Billy at the moment, as in one corner of Sophie's mind stood him and her being husband and wife with, from the looks of things, enough kids to create an entire nation, and that's not a joke! Another corner was even more broken, as it looked like a comic book from how many slices in it there seemed to be, all of which contained every failed romance in her entire life.

In the center of everything had to be his own mother and her in whatever nightclub or bar they seemed to frequent the most. Honestly, it could have been both, as some parts of the bar looked like a classic bar in video games and movies, while everything else seemed to look retro or techno in design, with a freeze frame of Billy's own mother nearly topless from the looks of it, having the time of her life as she forces another bottle of some hard-looking liquor into Sophie's mouth.

"I swear if she wasn't my own mother... actually never mind, I'm fairly certain she could kick my ass as my own father apparently needed help finding his own dick after Mom found out about his cheating." Was that what Billy thought as he hesitated for a brief moment in either punching his mouth or slapping her body senseless as a form of **** for Sophie as she looked to be freaking out and not at all enjoying being **** to drink like they were still in college acting like frat bros?

Walking, or actually floating from the looks of it, Billy stumbles around the place until he eventually encounters a tiny painting that looks like her coffee shop. "No fucking way this is how it works." Billy said with full annoyance as he realized Blue's clueing this shit was actually the way to enter the only place he could actually mess with, since if that's Sophie's dreams, then what the fuck is up with her brain?

Again, it didn't take too long for him to figure it out, as her coffee shop was apparently the set of a sitcom called "Horrible Life!" With a picture of a much uglier-looking Sophie as the star of it all, with his mother, who still looked the same, being the second main character of it all, with him being regulated as a guest star, which was odd considering what he just saw as Sophie's dream, but he has stopped visiting thanks to getting powers.

"This fucked-up-looking FRIENDS-based sitcom set she has as her base of being is really fucked up!" Screamed Billy at the top of his lungs as he looked around the place, trying to find anything that he could have possibly used to change his aunt into being a better person. By that I of course mean he was trying to put the spin back in her back and actually give her the ability to tell people to fuck off once more.

But the only thing that Billy could find was a giant stack of paper that seemed to be what she went through this day or yesterday depending on how you look at it, and without any ounce of hesitation, Billy started ripping every single bit, sheet, and piece of paper that he could find and made it into confetti that he threw up in the air just as something sucked him into a pure dark abyss.

With the only things around him being an old-school projector and a typewriter, and after about ten seconds to see just how fucked he was, the projector suddenly turned on and would keep repeating the same five seconds over and over again and wouldn't go on until Billy himself finally started typing out what he saw and nothing else, as if he tried anything, the typewriter would either stop or his words would fly off and become one with the void.

Well, to tell the truth, Billy could actually affect something on the pages, but it was nothing more than whatever she was currently thinking about, and they weren't big thoughts or anything; at most, they were about ten to fifteen words as the max, which didn't exactly give him enough wiggle room to try and make Sophie more courageous in life.

Especially when her 2nd/3rd/5th/10th and technically 13th ex husband as the bastard was begging for more cash for their "baby," which was nothing more than the original rights to Sophie's first cafe idea, which, instead of being superhero-based, was in fact sitcom-based, and contrary to whatever you might be thinking, it was actually a really good idea for the town, as it gave everyone some nostalgia and something good to drink or eat.

"This asshole's the whole reason Sophie has to even sleep in her office after the amount of financial fucking he's given her throughout their multiple divorces, which a lot of them shouldn't even count as, as he pretended to be someone else or just forged her signature after getting someone to take pictures of them together!" Billy yelled out to the void as he just made Sophie cuss the self-righteous prick right the fuck out of her mind as best he could!

But that probably wouldn't change anything anyway. But at least it was somewhat fun trying to change her by rewriting an entire sitcom-like script based on her day, even if it was, in fact, more **** than whenever Billy Cosby was looking for his next date!

And after hitting the enter bar one last time, Billy suddenly woke back up inside his bed with a headache from hell that seemed more like something his mom would get than Billy's, especially since he wasn't allowed **** until the Academy and the government thought it was safe enough for someone like him to consume something like that without worrying about what else it might do to someone with basically no inhibitions.

Stumbling out of his door Billy accidently pressed his hand on his sisters head as she was just tall enough to reach his collarbone and nothing else which is usually how he exits his room whenever he was more tired than he knew what to do with and as he pressed his sisters forehead Billy immediately passed out as he felt the energy in his body leaving meaning that his sister was apparently his target once more.

Waking back up a couple of hours later, Billy saw that nothing seemed to happen other than someone moving him back into his room, probably because he was in the way more than actually giving a shit about his health.

Leaving his room, Billy noticed that it was now evening, which shocked him as he didn't expect to be knocked **** just because he made his sister a priority instead of his aunt... "But maybe it was all because of what I did?" Thought Billy as he tried to figure out why he slept as long as he did and had as bad of a headache as well, and the only thing he could think of was the amount of time he spent in Sophie's mind that caused all this.

Either that or, like video games, Billy had some form of energy stat that was very low to the point he went over the limit with Sophie, either because of distance or because he simply went over his own limits on what he tried to do, causing his energy to become very low, which gave him the headache, and when he tried to use it again while it was still low, that's what possibly caused him to pass out.

But until he gets information from the Academy, there is no way to know for sure, and Billy isn't about to get his ass drained and enslaved because of his illegal acquisition of a superpower that he shouldn't even really have just to know what's causing his little problems for now.

For now, however, Billy was going to go and get his next-level shot for enhanced senses as he's made up enough money to do so; however, it was basically nighttime and would actually become dark if he were to walk there, so Billy just started hanging around the house for a bit as he waited for his family, and when they got home, Billy could tell that it was getting closer for school to start as he didn't see his future sister-in-law anywhere in sight.

"So getting ready for school?" Billy asked as innocently as he could of his very pissed-off sister. "NO! It's still quite a long way till school starts again thanks to some illegal dumbasses messing around at some warehouse that was near the school!" Billy gulps like a cartoon character, as the only warehouse he knows of to have been involved was the one he went to.

Thankfully his gulp was not thought to be about the warehouse but instead because he might have pissed off Stephanie, the egocentric bitch. "No, it's just her stupid parents that think I'm a bad influence on her and because they want her to be the very best like no one ever was, so they sent her to some cram school or whatever that has more hours than actual school!"

Stephanie gasps and pants as she, for some reason, chugs some milk, probably because she wants to grow even taller... and just grow in general, seeing as how once she finished chugging, she immediately looked down and began grabbing her own tits for but a second before letting go, looking all kinds of pissed off as she just stormed off into her room.

Shortly afterwards she came back out as she forgot her bag that had everything she used to be outside inside and scurried off back into her room slowly and quietly, closing the door this time, causing Billy to let out a little chuckle seeing his sister being cute and cheeky instead of just pure cheeky for once.

Not long after, his mother came home looking all kinds of pissed, probably because her job has been stagnant for the past five years since most of the talented people in her department seemed to be getting nabbed by either departments or different companies altogether, with her getting all the blame even though she's asked and probably begged for better conditions, rewards, and benefits but always gets told to basically fuck off and make it work by her bosses.

"I swear that shitty bald fat fuck should just die!" Maggie screamed as she grabbed a six-pack of beer from the fridge and slammed it shut before slamming her own room door, somewhat ironic because she forbade her own kids from ever doing so herself. What is even more interesting than that is Billy has actually met her boss once, and besides him possibly being bald, now everything else was far from the mark, as he was just a lazy and sleazy bastard who looked at any female with lecherous eyes... yes, including his own sister when she was only six.

"How has that man not gotten arrested yet?" Is all Billy thought as every thing he's ever heard or seen of the man made it seem like he'd get arrested eventually but it just never seems to happen and instead gets promoted instead to the point he's basically the boss of the company now since the actual CEO has more important things to do than hang around just one of their branch locations.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and when Billy went to see who it was, it was the neighborhood watch guy, who came by trying to recruit Stephanie again or even Maggie since Billy was the only one who actually signed up in the past. Now that he's here and with actual powers, Billy signs up on the board once more with the guy having no damn clue who the heck Billy is.

Which kind of hurt, given Billy sacrificed almost all of his teenage years for this cause and helped stop a lot of crimes as well just to be passed off as another person on the list. But whatever, this should help Billy train his body for super heroics in the meantime but also help him use his powers much more often than he actually used them for... which was only his super senses because Billy would rather not explore the mind of some random **** dealer trying to push crack onto kids.

With all that said and done, Billy grabs his cup and chugs the remainder of his chocolate milk and cleans up the house a bit before finally going to bed himself and seeing that everything was mostly the same as before in his sister's place, but when he exited, he noticed that the words "BITCH," "WHORE," and "LIAR" were written on damn near everything that had to do with Danni.

"Never thought I'd be playing cupid, especially with my sister and Danni of all people." Billy says to himself, amused by the situation, as he presses all of the words as they begin glowing bright blue before Stephanie's voiceover starts playing. "She said she loved me! Yet she sold me out as being a bad influence on her to her parents when they discovered us about to fuck! What the fuck, bitch! We've been together since grade school and have been dating for nearly just as long, and you sell me out like that because your parents can't deal with you being a lesbian like me! Or is it because you're too much of a damn pussy-ass bitch to even attempt to come out of the closet to them!"

"Damn!" Was all Billy thought when he heard that, because never in his life had he ever heard his sister that pissed off about something before. But being the ever so gentle big brother he was, Billy tried his best to fix it. "Maybe she's just afraid of how others would think of her. I mean, it hasn't been that long since she was an actual little Mrs. Proper, but now she wears more revealing outfits and does things they probably don't like. She's just afraid of losing her parents like when we lost Dad." Of course, losing their father in the situation was because he was a bastard that sought after more sex than his own family, and Billy knows this to be fact as he had to take care of Stephanie when she was sick as a baby because Mom was working, and by the time Dad finally arrived from his "business trip," he was wearing floral shirts and flip-flops, having a very noticeable tan and no ounce of worry in his voice or demeanor.

"Hey Junior, how's Mom?" Still pisses Billy off to this day even just by thinking about it. But that's no reason for others to have the same relationship with their parents as Billy does with his old man since thankfully Stephanie was too young to remember the dirtbag fully and still has a somewhat idolization with him in thinking he was a super dad.

"Maybe... maybe I was a bit too hard on her. I mean, I'd have probably died on the spot if Billy saw me going at it. I mean, I know I send him recordings of our fun times, but that's completely different from him actually seeing it live in person! Come morning I should apologize to Dani and let her know how much I really love her and won't be cockblocked by her bullshit pro-life parents!" Was all Billy heard from Stephanie's voiceover, and after taking a minute to process what he just heard, Billy wondered something... "Why the fuck is she more worried about me seeing her fucking than our own mother? Did she already see it happen, and that's why she doesn't care? Like, what the actual—

A/n: Pro-life in this universe means people that don't consent to others gaining powers, as the harm it does to their bodies, souls, and the poor plants and animals that had to die to make these super **** makes them cry like the hypocritical bastards they are, as they no longer have the leg up they used to when they were still the 1% before the super craze began.