"You fucking cunt" alternate

Nothing seems to happen. Draco laughs at the pathetic come back and he and his group wander off. Disappointed, Ron and the Gryffindors head back to the dorms.

Unbeknownst to all of them, Ron's curse did do something. Although Ron is the same as he always was, or at least he seems the same as he always was, a certain part of him inside his pants is no longer there. Instead, he has a cunt between his legs.

Worse than that, Ron starts giving off powerful pheromones causing all the males around him to become attracted to him. If the male is around Ron only a little bit, the pheromones don't cause much of an attraction but the more time a male spends near Ron, the stronger the attraction grows until it becomes overwhelming.

Ron and Harry spend the next hour doing homework together. After a while, Harry looks up and notices Ron's ginger hair. Harry feels a desire to kiss Ron and run his fingers through Ron's attractive ginger hair.