"Why's She Called Mercury ?"

The naked Debbi walked nervously out of her office and into the open plan area that housed her team. She had arranged the long blonde wig to cover her boobs and held her hands in front of her pussy but there was nothing that she could do about her bare butt ! She was well used by now to the sound of whoops and wolf whistles accompanying her appearances and there were the usual shouted remarks. 'Looking good boss', 'No, it's Lady Godiva', 'Blonde suits you Deb'. "You can all take a break and watch her leave from the window if you want" called Jeff generously !

Gordon the company security guard was officiously directing things out in the car park where Debbi was alarmed to see the size of the chestnut mare that awaited her. Kieron had sneaked off from his post boy duties and was lurking close by to to grab a close up glimpse of the woman of his dreams. He had already renewed his subscription for SEXFLIX in anticipation of the airing of the Miz No-E special !

Debbi was not going to perform the Lady Godiva rap onscreen in this segment, her pre-recording would simply be played over the footage that was going to be shot of her ride. She looked up askance at the windows of her own company and also of the neighboring offices, which all seemed full of grinning faces holding aloft phones. "Have you ridden before Deb ?" asked Charles the director, somewhat belatedly considering this aspect of the scenario. "I had donkey rides on the beach as a kid" answered Debbi. "That's great, this is no different" lied Charles. "Nice horsey" said the increasingly nervous Debbi as she was led over to Mercury, the waiting mare.

"Why's she called Mercury ?" Debbi wondered as eager hands helped her up onto the horse's back. Samantha had insisted that historical accuracy demanded Debbi ride bareback, since there was no evidence that Lady Godiva would have had a saddle. No matter that there was not even any evidence of Lady Godiva's actual existence, Samantha wanted **** for her exposure on the beach ! "Er, just because it's a pretty name" the horse's groom replied to Debbi's original question, thinking it best not to mention that Mercury had been so named after the messenger of the gods because of her speed of flight and her propensity to bolt if alarmed by any sudden noise !