"Who Are You?"

You look around you, everything else seems to be moving in slow motion: which means you are 'overclocked' something that can only happen to NPCs like yourself, and only in very rare and abnormal circumstances because it causes massive glitches for minutes or hours afterwards, you know, for your own safety and that of your fellow waitresses you have to get this over with quickly, but you do have one question too important to not ask right now...

"Who Are You?" You query of the voice in the back of your mind.

"Armok: God of Blood." The voice responds.

You have heard of Armok, in the vague and confused way of the lower level adventurers who come into the restaurant you worked for blathering about things they heard from a 'friend of a friend' who was about five times their level, and he is indeed a god, patron of a high level boss from The Twisting Nether, some kind of near level cap NPC Cleric with an army of vampires under his sway. For a moment you hesitate, he is one of the "dark gods" who's worshipers are primarily evil NPCs that the 'heroes' fight while 'questing', but he is known to share his power relatively freely with his worshipers, and be a fairly involved and active deity in the lives of those that serve him: guiding and aiding where he can: he would make a powerful patron...

You know you must end this 'overclock' soon or things could glitch so bad that they reset the server, and you would probably lose your level up and even your memory that you had broken out of the drudgery of your life...