"Well... the introduction to the app told me I am one."

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«User_666» So how am I doing then?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» What?
«User_666» You discriminate based on attitude. I'd like to know where I stand. What do you think?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Heh. Well, you've gone a full couple minutes without whipping your bits out or telling me to whip MINE out. So you're doing better than most guys on these dating apps do. That's definitely a positive sign. ;P
«User_666» Alright, keeping it in my pants. So what ARE you on here for?
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«-x-LockHeart-x-» ...Huh? Explain? =S
«User_666» These apps are mostly for hookups. If you're not looking for one... why sign up?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Ah, I get it! Well don't get too disappointed now. Just because I'm not tossing my clothes off in the first fifteen sentences doesn't mean it won't happen EVENTUALLY. I'm just not that easy. ;P
«-x-LockHeart-x-» As for why I'm on here - haven't you heard the rumors?
«User_666» I haven't, but I can guess. Are there special people running around on this app with strange abilities to change other users in interesting ways?
«-x-LockHeart-x-» :O !!!
«-x-LockHeart-x-» Well, I haven't heard exactly that. Rumors I heard were that people on this app were coming away with free "life-changing experiences." Like plastic surgery and shit. Where did you hear about these "special" abilities? That's weird.
«User_666» Well... the introduction to the app told me I am one.
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‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» :O !!! !!! !!!
‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» Holy shit! For real?
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‼NEW‼ «-x-LockHeart-x-» So... what can you do? ',:)

ADA☻- Holy shit indeed. I was just about to give up on you EVER actually deciding to make use of me, and here you were just slowly pulling her in to asking for it. Nice one!