"We're being bought by Meta"

"Our company is bought by Meta!" Britney says.
"What? When did this happen?"
Mike grabs your shoulders "It was announced this morning. Its all over the news!"
"Why would they buy an insurance company?" you ask to no one in particular.

"This is awesome." Daniel chimes in, "our stocks are going through the roof. "
"Oh my god!" Britney says, as if she just realized, "I am rich. We are rich!"
She was right.

"How much is it sold for?"
"Around 17 Billion dollar."
"Christ, why would Meta buy us? It doesn't make sense."
"Apparently there was a bidding contest between Meta and some big Chinese insurance company."
"Jesus."

Mike, who is normally a macho guy, seems to have tears in his eyes. "I think we all just made 20 million dollars!"
Britney jumps up into your arms, wrapping her legs around. {if coworkerlove==1}She smells great. You hold her firmly.
Britney whispers in your ear, "I am rich. I am rich. I am so happy. I love you."
You're in shock when she tells you. "I am also rich", you say, "and..."
But before you can answer, she breaks free and jumps into Mike and again, she mantras "i am rich. i am happy and i love you at this moment!"{else}
"I have never been this happy."{endif}

In the coming weeks it becomes clear, that you don't get 20 millions dollars. It was closer to 7 million and , of course, there were those fucking taxes. But still it became clear all coworkers ended up with a couple of millions. Ka-ching.