"They Only Buy It For The Articles !"

"So, are you going to be in the magazine ?" Harry asked Debbi. They were having pre-dinner cocktails after Debbi had been for an interview at the famous magazine's mansion. "It seems so" Debbi replied. "They did explain that they have very high standards, so they asked me to take all my clothes off and the photographer took some test shots !"

"And they were satisfied ?"

"Almost but they want me to grow a little landing strip first. Fortunately, with my half Italian genes that won't take too long !"

Harry blushed. "Too much information Deb."

"Oh don't be so stuffy. You've seen all my bits."

"Anything else ?"

"Quite a bit actually. They said they like to conduct in depth interviews, because their readers buy the magazine more for the articles than for the pictures."

"Yeah, so I believe" said Harry sceptically.

"They'd done quite a bit of research. Had clippings about my Bimbo Waggery, knew about Roddy coming out. Knew I'd had a career in IT, even had my old water charity calendars which was good, 'cos I could ask them to give that some publicity."

"Do they have a concept for the shoot ?""

"They did consider a jungle scene to tie in with Ape Girl but apparently they'd done something similar with someone else not that long ago. So it looks like it'll just be around a pool or on a beach or something." Debbi paused and sipped her cocktail. "Any more news from DollaXL ?"

"Only a date. Next week, so I guess it won't clash with the magazine as you won't be ready yet."

"I hope the bikini's not too tiny. Wouldn't want my pubes sticking out" Debbi laughed. Harry blushed again as he noticed a couple of other guys at the bar look up with interest. "Next week ?" Debbi confirmed. "That's great, 'cos Sally's flying over for a break and she'd love to meet Dolla !"