"The History of the Modern Royal Family"

...Wow! You take the tape out of the shelf and turn it over in your hand to get a look at it from all sides. This sounds really boring! You should probably see if you can trade it in for a better one at the furniture shop. Darla must've been being stingy when she picked out your selection of tapes.

...ah, although! It's possible that you could have some fun with this one after all. It says on the box that the tape has special features, as well as the actual documentary. Those are normally quite good, right? They have spelling games and stuff! You haven't done a spelling game in years, and you'd bet you'd get a really good score if you tried it now. So long as it doesn't ask you to spell ssaasdssa, which would be cheating since it isn't a word and is largely open to interpretation.

You know what, alright! You'll give it a try. After all, it makes sense that every collection they give out would have a couple of duds thrown in there as well just so there's enough good ones for everyone to have some of, so if you went and traded it you probably wouldn't get one that's much better anyway. You slide the tape into the player, scooch back a bit (but stay close enough to reach the TV buttons), and sit on your haunches, ready to play whatever fun games they've got!