"Tell me about your family."

"I'm pretty sure Erin said you're not supposed to ask me about my past..." Jess warns you crossing her arms across her ample bosom.

"But, whatever. I'm an only child, parents divorced. My mom is a useless suburbanite bitch and my dad remarried twice. I had a lot of free time growing up."

You're not sure if you believe her or not, but also you weren't supposed to pry. You just hope Erin doesn't find out (she will).

"They weren't bad or anything, but I still fucking hate their guts." On second thought, maybe Jess is being honest?