"No I won't make out with you"

"No I will not make out with you Hermione Granger," I said! The eyes of everyone passing by fell onto us. Both Padma and Michael's mouths opened wide.

"Wha," said Michael. Hermione stuttered for a moment. Already hearing whispers of the rumors that would be passed around.

"That's not what I was asking Idius," said Hermione. Her eyes looking around at everyone.

"Whatever Hermione," I said, "I just want to keep being friends for now." I saw as her fist tightened.

"I didn't even know you were friends," said Padma. Padma's face was looking concerned, she didn't like the thought of Hermione and I.

"Hermione and I try not to label what we have," I said. I felt a subtle punch from Hermione, which momentarily knocked the air from my lungs.

" But...Now that I have the whole gang together," I said, "I do have to show you all something." I raised the pouch in their faces.

"A pouch," said Michael?

"Sharp as ever," I said, "but this pouch contains the same contents of Professor Moody's flask." I saw all their eyes jump to me. They didn't seem to understand.

"You have some of his ****," said Padma? It wasn't ****, probably. I mean, if it was it made it a lot more difficult to figure out who professor Moody really was. Even if it was ****, it would at least get me a step closer to figuring out this mystery that only I knew of.

I placed the pouch to my nose, and Inhaled. It was pungent, but not ****. I moved the pouch and allowed each of them to take a whiff. Slowly they all did.

"That's not ****," said Michael.

"Sharp as ever," I said. I could see Hermione thinking for a moment. Before her eyes lit up.

"That is a familiar smell," said Hermione, "but I can't quite remember what it is."

"I guess it would be a good time to tell you guys then," I said, "That the reason I stole this sample from Professor Moody, is because he isn't actually Professor Moody." They all looked at me like I was crazy. But I had earned their attention for now. And I was surely hoping my glasses were right, because this would be my first real impression on Hermione.